Farming Jokes and Funny Farming Stories
Will and Guy’s funny farming jokes about cows and sheep. What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.
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Funny Retirement Sayings and Quotes
Funny retirement sayings and quotes. What do gardeners do when they retire? Bob Monkhouse. Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
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Funny Credit Crunch Jokes
The credit crunch has helped me get back on my feet. The car’s been repossessed. Credit crunch jokes may seem callous, however, in times of adversity, humour is the best medicine. Bring on the banker jokes!
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A New Element – Governmentium
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named ‘Governmentium’
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Couch Potato Jokes
Couch Potato jokes. Will has just come across this exercise, suggested for ‘seniors’, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
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Funny Letters to Government Agencies
Funny letters to government agencies in the USA. �In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.
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Guy’s Funny Lawn Mower Pictures
Funny Lawn Mower Pictures. ‘My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course – so long as he didn’t take it out of my garden.’
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Retirement Jokes
Funny retirement jokes. Clean material suitable for leaving stories. I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy. Danny McGoorty, Irish Pool Player.
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Funny Lawn Mower Jokes
Funny lawn mower jokes. A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.
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Funny Human Resources Horror Stories
Funny Human Resources horror stories: PERSONAL DAYS: HR says: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.
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Old Age is a Gift – I Have Decided
Will and Guy’s funny story – Old age is a gift. Often I am taken aback by that old person that lives in my mirror. Also: How to age with humour
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Funny Courtroom Exchanges
Funny courtroom exchanges and transcripts. True stories from courtroom exchanges. Bogus policeman
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How to Translate Academic Jargon
How to translate academic jargon. IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN’ …I didn’t look up the original reference
