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‘Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.’
George Carlin
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
Tom Stoppard.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
Samuel Butler
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Mark Twain
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Ambrose Bierce
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
James Baldwin
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.
Thomas Merton (So keep reading our jokes!)
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Art is science made clear.
Jean Cocteau
The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it.
Benjamin Disraeli
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.
Helen Rowland
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.
John Kenneth Galbraith
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Jane Wagner
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Fran Lebowitz
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
Michael Pritchard
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