- Something Went Wrong in Plane Crash, Expert Says
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges!
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
- Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
- Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
More Newspaper Headlines – With Subtitles
- Miner Refuses to Work after Death
[That-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so!] - Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!] - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a man!] - New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren’t they fat enough?!] - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]
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