- This will end your Windows 7 session. Do you want to play another game?
- Kennel stack overflow problem. Your new Patch is now available. Call at the vet's and collect your dog.
- BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
- Suggested Action. Emigrate.
- Upon completion of this investigation, Microsoft will take action to help solve your problem. This will involve remote execution of the user.
- The media is corrupt. Therefore, don't read the manual - bribe a reporter.
- Windows Update Service Problem. Waitress is sick.
- A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
- Path not found. Try the grass shortcut.
- An operations error occurred. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
- Press any key to continue, or any other key to quit.
- Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
- Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.
- Windows 7 object doesn't support this property or method. Close your eyes and press escape three times.
- Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- User Error: Replace user.
- No network provider accepted the given network path. In plain English, we have not got a clue what's wrong.
- Windows 7 message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
- 'Known issue' - it's just the solution that is unknown.
- This network connection does not exist, and neither does any help.
- This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off." [Check Auto Logon]
- Object already non-existent. Are you sure you still want to delete? (N/N)
- The network location cannot be reached. To 'shutdown' your system, type 'WIN.'
- COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
- CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
- File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
- Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.
- Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- Windows7_error 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
- Workaround. The workaround does not work, but it makes us fell better to include it.
- Windows VirusScan 1.0 - 'Windows7 found: Remove it? (Y/N)'
- Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
- If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
- Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.
- We are reading your error report, but we are not understanding.
- Hold down the Numb Lock. Phone 555-1212-4590 and ask for Lulu.
- You can provide feedback by completing the form. However, you are wasting your time because it goes to a sink account that we never read.
- Disclaimer: We would like to thank Bart Simpson, who had the least to do with these solutions and was therefore of the most help.
Windows7_Error: 001 Windows 7 loaded - Warning your computer is now in danger
Windows7_Error: 002 No Error - Check again in 10 seconds
Windows7_Error: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
Windows7_Error: 004 Erroneous error - Nothing is wrong (just testing)
Windows7_Error: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
Windows7_Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch - phone Kevlar
Windows7_Error: 007 System price error - Inadequate money spent on hardware
Windows7_Error: 008 Broken window. Path not found - phone Glazier
Windows7_Error: 009 Horrible bug encountered - Press F13 for more help
Windows7_Error: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
Windows7_Error: 00B Inadequate disk space - Free at least 50GB
Windows7_Error: 00C Memory hog error - More RAM needed. More! More! More!
Windows7_Error: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
Windows7_Error: 00E Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
Windows7_Error: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
Windows7_Error: 013 Unexpected error - Huh ?
Windows7_Error: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
Windows7_Error: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
Windows7_Error: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Windows7_Error: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
Windows7_Error: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
Windows7_Error: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Windows7_Error: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
Windows7_Error: 012 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.
Windows7_Error: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
Windows7_Error: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
Windows7_Error: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Windows7_Error: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.
Windows7_Error: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows7_Error: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
Windows7_Error: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 5,000 Gigawatts available
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