Good But Clean Irish Jokes
- Look to The Moon
- Moon Jokes
- It's All in The Name
- You Can't Believe Everything You Read In The Papers
- No Hiding Place
- 5 More Clean Irish Jokes
Look to The Moon
Moon Jokes
- After the Americans went to the Moon, Paddy and Seamus announced that the Kerry Men would go one better and send a man to the Sun.Murphy objected. 'If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!' 'What do you think we are, stupid?' Seamus replied. 'We'll send our man at night!'
- Paddy and Seamus have just opened a new restaurant on the moon. It serves great cheese dishes, but the atmosphere is terrible.
- How can you tell when the moon is going broke? You can see that the moon is down to its last quarter.
Look To The Moon!


More Irish Tall Tales
You Can't Believe Everything You Read In The Papers
Dermot McCann opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly 'phoned his best friend Reilly. 'Did ye see the paper?' asked Dermot. 'They say I died.' 'Yes, I saw it.' replied Reilly. 'Where are ye callin' from?'It's All in The Name
A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, 'Ma'am you had twins! a boy and a girl. Your brother from Cork came in and named them.'
The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh No, not my brother... he's an idiot!' She asks the doctor, 'Well, what's
the girl's name?' Denise.'
'Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?'
'Denephew.'
A True Tale Begorrah!

No Hiding Place
Walking into the bar, Shamus said to O'Heir the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.' 'O, bejabbers,' said O'Heir, 'And how did this one end?' 'Hah, when it was over,' Shamus replied, 'she came to me on her hands and knees.' 'Really?' cried O'Heir, 'now that's a switch! What did she say?' She said, 'Come out from under the bed, Shamus, you little chicken.'5 More Clean Irish Jokes
The Reunion
An Irishman, Kevin, and an American, Clint, are sitting in the bar at Cork Airport supping Guinness.
'I've come to meet my brother,' says Kevin. 'He's due to fly in from Chicago in an hour's time. It's his first trip home in 40 years.'
'Will you be able to recognize him?' asks Clint. 'I'm sure I won't,'
responds Kevin, 'after all, he's been away for a long time.'
'I wonder if he'll recognize you?' questions Clint.
'Of course he will, 'replies Kevin. 'Sure, an' I haven't been away at all.'
Keep on Winning Two Irishmen have just won �500,000 in the Irish lottery and they are now having a pint in O'Malley's bar.
Timothy turns to say to Seamus and says, 'What about all them begging letters?'
Seamus replies, 'Oh, we'll just carry on sending them.'
Speak the Language 'Kearney, do you understand French?'
'I do if it's spoken in Irish.'
Fed up to the Teeth
'That's my lot,' said McCarthy leaving the dentist's. 'I've just had all my teeth out - never again!'
Ready and Waiting
O'Callaghan was getting irate and shouted upstairs to his wife, 'Hurry up or we'll be late.'
'Oh, be quiet,' replied his wife. 'Haven't I been telling you for the last hour that I'll be ready in a minute?'
Irish Joke (Lost Title)
We have lost the title of this item. Will thinks it should be called Mail Order, while Guy thinks the lost title is Male Order. Please read this clean Irish joke and make up your own mind!Mail / Male Order
