Author: Guy Thomas

Former teacher and computer trainer from Cowbridge, Wales (Cardiff University), who runs funny-jokes.com - originally guy-sports.com - with his friend and ex-teaching colleague Will Baker, a retired teacher from Portsmouth. Guy publishes the site; Will researches most of the jokes and stories.

Funny Jokes Quotes & Comedians Word Play & Names

Wise Words of Wisdom

Wise words of wisdom. The early worm gets eaten! Wise quotes: Ability will never catch up with the demand for it – Malcolm Forbes. Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish. – Albert Einstein

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Comedians that Make Will and Guy Laugh

Free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners from comedians who make Will and Guy laugh. Selection of comedians.

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Jokes to Get You Out of a Bad Mood

Free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh when you are in a bad mood.

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Jokes for a Good Mood

Will and Guy’s free, clean funny jokes. Short one one-liners to put you in a good mood.

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Funny Weekend Jokes

Will and Guy’s free, funny weekend jokes. Short one one-liners that make us laugh on Saturday and Sunday.

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10 Things to Know It Took Us 50 Years to Learn This Wisdom

10 Things to learn. Incidentally, it took Will and Guy 50 years to learn. Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves. 10 things you probably never knew or thought about

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Animal Jokes

Humour, funny story. Good clean jokes about animals

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Funny Male Female Differences

Funny male and female differences. Evening classes for men jokes. We balance funny gender differences with classes for women jokes.

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Funny Stories Short Stories

Funny Little Old Lady Stories

Funny stories about little old ladies. For example: ‘STOP! Acts 2:38!…. ‘I thought the lady had an axe and two 38’s!’

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Prawn, Cod and Shark Saga

Humour, Funny, stories about cod prawn. Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.

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Funny Notices – Selection of Humour

Humour, funny yet clean jokes. Jokes and one liners to amuse your friends?

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Animal Jokes Funny Jokes Funny Pictures

Funny Penguin With Cymbals – Don’t Try This At Home!

Will and Guy’s funny pictures of a penguin and a polar bear. Grizzly story: Polar Bear eats 8 penguins.

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Funny Keyboard Pictures – Press Any Key?

Guy and Will’s funny keyboard pictures ‘Press any key to continue…’ I keep hitting the ‘Escape’ key – but I’m still here. Computer keyboard key strokes.

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Funny Stories Short Stories

Dave and the Six Chicken Buna Curries

The funny story of Dave and the 6 Chicken Buna Curries. A drinking story to amuse your friends.

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