People Say the Strangest Things
Will and Guy’s free, clean jokes. People say the strangest things: Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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Funny Pig Stories and Pictures
Funny pig stories, For example the ‘Not rearing pigs’ business. My friend, received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would like to join the ‘not rearing pigs’ business. Read our funny pig stories.
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Funny Shop Names
Will and Guy’s Funny shop names. An amusing fish and chip shop in Santa Ponsa, Mallorca named ‘Oh My Cod’. There is also ‘A Salt N Battered’ in London road, Sheffield, England.
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Countryside Jokes from Around the World
Countryside Jokes from Around the World. Counting your Chickens. Mikey, the farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him…
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Snippets and One-liners for August
One-liners: Piano tuners are unstrung. Drunks are distilled. There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
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Hunting, Fishing and Shooting Jokes
Will and Guy’s free, clean Hunting, Fishing and Shooting Jokes. Line: Something you give your colleagues when they ask on Monday how your fishing went over the weekend.
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Can I Have Some Irish Sausages Please?
Will and Guy’s clean Irish sausage jokes. ‘Can I have some Irish sausages please?’ Asked Seamus. I want to make a proper Irish hot-dog.
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Good Dentist Jokes
Good dentist jokes. What does a dentist’s award look like? We don’t have a picture, but apparently it’s a big plaque with a little cavity.
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Out of the Mouth of Babes
Out of the mouth of babes. Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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Back to School Jokes and Stories
Back to school jokes, howlers and funny stories. Please excuse Susie, she has been sick and under the doctor. One girl stands up timidly. ‘Please sir,’ she asks, ‘may we have our teacher back?’ See the full story….
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Funny Differences Between Genders
Will and Guy’s funny differences between genders Observations on relationships: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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New Sign Warns Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem
Problem: Sat Nav sends lorry drivers down impossibly narrow roads. Soluton New Sign to Warn Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem
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Mothering Sunday Stories
Mothering Sunday Stories. In the UK Mothering Sunday is always three weeks before Easter. Sara, a little girl, is sitting and watching her mother wash the dishes at the kitchen sink …
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Michaelmas Day 29th September
Michaelmas Day, the 29th of September is approximately at the end of the harvest, thus Michaelmas Day had special significance for societies in northern latitudes which were dominated by agriculture.
