Mothering Sunday Stories
Mothering Sunday Stories. In the UK Mothering Sunday is always three weeks before Easter. Sara, a little girl, is sitting and watching her mother wash the dishes at the kitchen sink …
Mothering Sunday Stories. In the UK Mothering Sunday is always three weeks before Easter. Sara, a little girl, is sitting and watching her mother wash the dishes at the kitchen sink …
Problem: Sat Nav sends lorry drivers down impossibly narrow roads. Soluton New Sign to Warn Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem
19th September – it be International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Ye don’t want to be forgettin’ that and have yer kids goin’ to school soundin’ like a bunch o’ landlubbers, now do ye? Arrr.
Easter Sunday Calculation. The calculation starts with the Vernal Equinox, which is usually on March 21st. Take the next full moon. Easter falls on the following Sunday.
Funny oxymoron examples: Gourmet Pizza. User friendly. Plastic glass. Hell’s angels. Check out our funny oxymorons
4th of July jokes and funny stories. On July 4, 1776, thirteen colonies claimed independence from England’s King George III. See our 4th of July jokes and funny stories
Michaelmas Day, the 29th of September is approximately at the end of the harvest, thus Michaelmas Day had special significance for societies in northern latitudes which were dominated by agriculture.
A jobsworth is low-level official who has little authority, and respond to reasonable requests for action with: ‘I can’t do that, because it’s more than my job’s worth.’
Grand National humour. Funny horse race jokes and stories. THE horse race in April at Aintree, England. Just as The Queen, The Derby, or indeed London, needs no qualifier, so ‘The Grand National’ needs no soubriquet.
How dogs fight back. The head of year had a new charity. In assembly he announced: we are going to have a collection for blind dogs for the guides.
Funny snow plough video. Here is the intrepid report, telling us about boys tunnelling in snow. Free download of video clip
Remembrance Day, Poppy Day, Armistice Day or Veterans Day the 11th November. For each world war the armistice, when all hostilities would cease, was agreed for the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month. This is known as Remembrance Day, Poppy Day, Armistice Day or Veterans Day.
Car accident video clip, Check out our car accident video clip and see the domino effect….
PowerPoint Presentation It’s a Beautiful Life – Especially on Monday