Don’t Try This At Home
A speedway racer, from the Czech Republic, knocked unconscious in a crash stunned ambulance drivers when he woke up speaking perfect English.
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Stories
OAP fined for being too slow A pensioner using a walking stick has been fined for crossing the road too slowly reports The Scotsman. Mayvis Coyle, 82,…
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Funny Biscuit Jokes
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon and made his breakaway in a taxi! See our funny biscuit jokes.
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Police Phone Numbers that Will and Guy Dial
Dial the new police numbers. Dial 115 if: Your garden is under constant harassment from birds.
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Driving Joke
Will and Guy’s driving joke. Funny Department for Transport Initiative
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Funny Crime Stories – Bungling Burglars
Funny crime stories – bungling burglars. A suspected burglar put in handcuffs after his arrest, attacked a woman police officer and then escaped by driving off in her car.
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The Catfish Tale
The Catfish Tale. The problem – ball stuck in mouth. It turned out to be a flathead catfish who had obviously tried to swallow a basketball which had then became stuck in its mouth.
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Christmas Red Tape in the UK
Christmas Red tape in the UK. There is a gloomy Xmas ahead for high streets in the UK. The reason is that traditional illuminations are being snuffed out by ‘Jobsworths’ waving health and safety rules.
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Woman’s Day
International Very Good Looking Damn Smart Woman’s Day. Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City ….
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A Good Wife’s Guide
Will and Guy’s free good wife’s guide. Advice from 1955 about how to prepare for your husband.
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Funny Miscellany
Will and Guy’s free, funny miscellany. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
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Funny Passport Story
Funny passport story, an American in Paris. Harvey, smiled and admitted that he had been to France before, as he fumbled for his passport.
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Guy Fawkes, Bonfire Night – 5th of November
Guy Fawkes, or Bonfire night celebrates the failed attempt to blow up the houses of parliament on the 5th of November 1605. Nowadays people just enjoy the chance to let off fireworks, have a bonfire, and cook sausages outdoors. They also tell Guy Fawkes jokes.
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Back to School Jokes and Stories
Back to school jokes, howlers and funny stories. Please excuse Susie, she has been sick and under the doctor. One girl stands up timidly. ‘Please sir,’ she asks, ‘may we have our teacher back?’ See the full story….
