Piano Man
Will and Guy’s piano jokes, stories and quotes. Man carries piano to the top of Ben Nevis
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Cheesy Jokes
Q. How’s your job at the clock company? A. Only time will tell.
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June’s Loser of the Month
Will and Guy’s Loser of the month for June. A thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman’s handbag was caught after sitting down to watch the game next to his victim’s husband.
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A Beer Drinker’s Guide to Fault Finding
Will and Guy’s humour – CAMRA’s beer drinker’s guide to fault finding. You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
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10 Interesting Facts
Will and Guy’s 10 interesting facts: Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
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July’s Loser of the Month
Loser of the month. This regimental goat attempted to poke his horns into the drummer’s bottom while on parade.
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Farmer Jokes and Funny Farmer’s Stories
Will and Guy’s farmer Jokes. The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. See our ‘Rancher John’ jokes.
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Circus Strongwoman
Circus Strongwoman and Strongman. Sylvia Brumbach, a circus strongwoman who rips up telephone directories, can you help her?
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Funny Train Stories – Passenger Complaint
Funny Train Stories – Passenger Complaint….. And Balaam rode to town on his ass. Also see our Russian ‘Pullman’ Train
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Wife Carrying World Championships Sonkajarvi in Finland
Will and Guy have discovered that in July 2007 the Wife Carrying World Championships took place in Sonkajarvi in Finland. Teams from all over the world travel to take part in this annual event
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Couch Potato Jokes
Couch Potato jokes. Will has just come across this exercise, suggested for ‘seniors’, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
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Name That Year – September Dates Quiz
Will and Guy’s Quiz: Guess the year of these September dates. Which year was Juan Peron deposed as president of Argentina.
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The Secret of a Happy Marriage
The Secret of a Happy Marriage by R.Hynes of Mornington. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Name that Year – November Dates Quiz
Guess the year of these November dates. The Gun Powder plot. Which year was Guy Fawkes caught in the parliament cellar?
