Will and Guy’s Funny Christmas Snow Pictures
Here is a selection of amusing pictures featuring snowy scenes.
- Driving in Christmas Snow
- Crazy British Drivers in the Snow
- Funny Snow Scene with the Simpsons
- I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
- Facts and Trivia about Snow
- Two Idiotic reactions to freezing weather
- More Christmas Snow Scenes
- Ever Seen Hot Snow?
- Ice and Snow Pictures from the Arctic
Classic Christmas Snowball
Gotcha!
Snowman Ransom
The Snowman Paid a Price
Guy thought that snow picture showed a headless snowman.
Will pointed out the snowman in the above photo has his head in his hands.
Funny Snow Scene with the Simpsons
“Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.”
Driving in Christmas Snow
Why did Will send me this funny picture, I asked myself. OK, snow pictures are always interesting because we don’t get much snow fall in the UK. What is special about this picture – I looked again. Do you see it?
Here is a driver who clearly practices what he preaches. Lazy by registration plate, lazy by nature.
Crazy British Drivers In the Snow
On the rare occasions that we do get snow in the UK all the drivers go cwrazy. You will see cars sliding here, slewing there, not even the pavements are safe.
I was talking with Sven, a Norwegian, and asking why Scandinavian drivers are so safe and so good and rally driving in the ice. He told me, ‘Guy, we are all just as crazy as you Brits for a week, then we get used to the snowy conditions and drive with soft feet and gentle hands’.
Snow Cat Opens the Way for Shopper
Anne left work early because of the awful weather. It was the worst blizzard seen in Kidderminster for many decades. Visibility was almost zero as she began her drive home. As the car warmed up she wondered whether, in fact, she would make it home at all. Annie remembered that her father always had advice for problem situations and she smiled to herself as she remembered the sage old man.’ If caught in a blizzard, ‘he would say, ‘follow the snowplow.’
As luck would have it a snowplow drove by at that instant and Annie began to follow. She offered up a prayer of thanks to her late, wise father.
It was some time later when the snowplow parked and the driver came back to Annie and commented on the fact that she had been following him for several miles. Annie smiled and told the driver about her father’s advice of how to act in a blizzard.
The driver, too, smiled back at Annie and told her she could follow him for as long as she liked, but that he had now finished the Waitrose car park and was moving on to Tesco’s next.
Time to Walk?
Can God Help?
I saw this on two church billboard signs, the first from a small church here in Port Townsend, WA the other from one in Irondale, WA.
“Whoever is praying for snow, please stop!”
“God loves you, wether you like it or not!”
[Kindly sent in by Brigid]
I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
A British company is offering a white Christmas on eBay to raise money for charity. The winner of the auction will receive a 10-tonne lorry load of snow on Christmas Eve. The offer also includes a decorated Christmas tree, a front door wreath and Christmas lights, reports the Mirror. The SNO! zone company, which runs three indoor ski slopes, is behind the auction. It promises to deliver the snow in refrigerated trucks to any property in England and Wales with reasonable access and enough outdoor space. It will be placed outside the buyer’s home by ‘trained staff’, the eBay listing says.
Will and Guy had to smile at the company’s warning: ‘There is no guarantee attached to how long the snow will last and there is no provision for the snow to be removed.’
Good news: Proceeds from the auction will go to the NSPCC children’s charity. The online auction ends on December 18.
Facts and Trivia About Snow
- Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all other snowflakes.
- All snowflakes have six sides.
- Snowflakes aren’t always white. Years ago, when coal was used in factories and homes, snow was often grey because the coal dust entered the air and was absorbed by the clouds.
- The largest snowflakes ever recorded fell in the state of Montana in the United States of America. The snowflakes were 15 inches in diameter.
- The snow capital of the United States is Stampede Pass in Washington State. Each year, the average snowfall is 430 inches.
- The average snowflake falls at a speed of 3.1 miles per hour. [5kph]
- It is a blizzard when you can’t see for ¼ mile; the winds are always 35 miles an hour or more, and the storm must last at least 3 hours to be classed as a blizzard. If any of these conditions are less, it is only a snowstorm.
- Billions of snowflakes fall during one short snowstorm.
- Did you know that snowflakes are made up of ice crystals. This is a close up photograph (below) of a snowflake forming out of ice crystals and was taken by JJ Schad.
Interesting Christmas Snow Scenes
Will and Guy’s Interesting Christmas Snow Vistas
Here is a selection of funny snow scenes, some are interesting vistas, while others are funny snowmen pictures. As usual we provide variety in our snowy pictures.
Two Feet Of Snow!
Time to Walk?
Snowman As Big As House
Karl Broadbent and his two friends have built a giant 16 feet snowman in a Doncaster, Yorkshire, England, garden. Will and Guy learned that he decided to make the snowman after his daughters challenged him to build one as high as their house
Funny Snow Scene – Ultimate Snow Hat
Ever Seen Hot Snow?
Classic Christmas Snowball
Gotcha!
Facts and Trivia About Snow
- Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all other snowflakes.
- All snowflakes have six sides.
- Snowflakes aren’t always white. Years ago, when coal was used in factories and homes, snow was often grey because the coal dust entered the air and was absorbed by the clouds.
- The largest snowflakes ever recorded fell in the state of Montana in the United States of America. The snowflakes were 15 inches in diameter.
- The snow capital of the United States is Stampede Pass in Washington State. Each year, the average snowfall is 430 inches.
- The average snowflake falls at a speed of 3.1 miles per hour. [5kph]
- It is a blizzard when you can’t see for ¼ mile; the winds are always 35 miles an hour or more, and the storm must last at least 3 hours to be classed as a blizzard. If any of these conditions are less, it is only a snowstorm.
- Billions of snowflakes fall during one short snowstorm.
- Did you know that snowflakes are made up of ice crystals. This is a close up photograph (below) of a snowflake forming out of ice crystals and was taken by JJ Schad.
