One-linersWeather SnippetsCareers may end in this way (Good One-liners) One-liners Gandhi was once asked what he thought of Western Civilisation. Gandhi replied, ‘I think that it would be a very good idea.’ A father who called his son ‘Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred’ – the amount he had to pay in local currency in …
Letter of the Month – Dear Abby Letter of the Month – Dear Abby Dear Abby, I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller …
Chad on the walls, and Kilroy everywhere, two old favourites. 1) Kilroy Was Here There are numerous legends surrounding the origin of the catch phrase: ‘Kilroy was here’. What happened was that during the 1940’s a plague of graffiti appeared on walls all over Europe. If you have a Grandfather or Uncle who lived through …
Bank Holiday Day Jokes If You Are Staying in a HotelMore Bank Holiday Day Jokes and One-liners Bank Holiday Funny Story – The Elevator In the week before the Bank Holiday, Alan, a poor country farmer called won £1,480,000 in the Lottery. As a treat he took his wife and their four children to see …
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When your in the bath and the phone rings, it’s invariably the wrong number. Funny Phone Jokes on This Page Phone Story as told to Will by his friend, ‘Shaky’ Guy’s Funniest Phone JokeFunny Telephone Operator TalesActual Amusing Answer Machine Recordings Spreading jokes via the amazing Galaxy S Duos mobile phone is screen-touch smooth and …
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Will and Guy’s collection of women, marriage, wedding and relationship jokes and associated funny pictures. Clean Women Jokes and Stories Clean Women Jokes –> StartMarriage Jokes and One-liners Marriage MathsMother-in-law JokesRelationship YarnsWedding JokesWoman Should KnowWomen’s Golf Jokes(Clean Men Jokes) Funny Woman Videos, Amusing PowerPoint Presentations What’s a Kiss? A kiss can be a comma, …
Blore’s Razor: – Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is the funnier. Clean Men Jokes – Start HereFather and Son StoriesGrumpy Old MenNew Cot – Funny StoryWhy do Women Live Longer? Jokes About Men Balloon ManDylan SupermarketMen at workRoofing men having clean funOld BobShed man – Clean men funShort JokesTwo ill …
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We aim to amuse you. We strive to startle, but not to shock. We try to tickle your fancy, yet not to offend. For this purpose we have collected whole website of funny clean jokes. This page is just a sample of the wide range of the humour that Will and Guy offer. Drop DeadFive …
Imagine that the new academic year is about to started; here is collection of back to school jokes, howlers and funny stories to get you in the mood! Back to School JokesTen of The Best The Golden Rule of Teaching – Know your PupilsA Funny Poem for Your First DayReturning to School? – What the …
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Yorkshire people are a very particular breed: they can be dour, they speak their minds and they are hard working, friendly and kind. Yorkshire people refer to their county as ‘God’s own county,’ and indeed can boast some of the most beautiful countryside in Britain. Will and Guy have attempted to give you a taste …
