Will and Guy’s Humour – Strange But True Stories (2)
Will and Guy ponder should it be spelt dog house, doghouse or even dog-house. What ever the spelling, here is the amazing story of Zdzislawa.
1a) Poor Pole in the Dog House
In February, Zdzislawa Bukarowcza, a seventy-five year old Polish man from Scinawa, lived in a dog’s kennel for three weeks. It was all the work of his zona*, Mrs Bukarowcza, her reason for dishing out this punishment was because Zdzislawa repeatedly came home drunk.
She chained him to the kennel and fed him on dog food; Zdzislawa was given water from a dog bowl. At night the temperatures often dropped to minus 20 degrees Celsius.
Pani Bukarowcza told reporters that she was sick of him wasting all their money on vodka. His drinking companions, worried by his non-attendance in the pub, eventually freed him from his imprisonment in the dog house and called the police.
* Zona is Polish for wife. Pani means Mrs in Polish. (We don’t know the Polish for ‘Dog house’)
1b) Zdzislawa and Friends Celebrate.
Eventually, Zdzislawa’s wife relented and let her husband and friends have a drink, but she said they must only have one cup each or it will be back to the dog house.
2) Animals Get a Nice Drink
At -40 0C, animals at zoos in Moscow were feeling the cold. Kind keepers and decided to give them shots, or in some cases buckets, of vodka, to keep them warm.
In Lipetsk, where the temperatures was only -30 0C, the zoo’s macaques were fortified with cheap French table wine to stave off the chill.
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