Funny Miscellany
Will and Guy’s free, funny miscellany. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous short stories.
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How to Gauge a Railway
How to Gauge a Railway. The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet 8 1/2 inches.
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Mother Knows Best
Will and Guy’s humour, mother knows best. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. Super glue is forever.
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Funny Shop Names
Will and Guy’s Funny shop names. An amusing fish and chip shop in Santa Ponsa, Mallorca named ‘Oh My Cod’. There is also ‘A Salt N Battered’ in London road, Sheffield, England.
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Countryside Jokes from Around the World
Countryside Jokes from Around the World. Counting your Chickens. Mikey, the farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him…
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Hunting, Fishing and Shooting Jokes
Will and Guy’s free, clean Hunting, Fishing and Shooting Jokes. Line: Something you give your colleagues when they ask on Monday how your fishing went over the weekend.
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Out of the Mouth of Babes
Out of the mouth of babes. Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.
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Funny Pig Stories and Pictures
Funny pig stories, For example the ‘Not rearing pigs’ business. My friend, received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would like to join the ‘not rearing pigs’ business. Read our funny pig stories.
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Snippets and One-liners for August
One-liners: Piano tuners are unstrung. Drunks are distilled. There’s a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called Monday.
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People Say the Strangest Things
Will and Guy’s free, clean jokes. People say the strangest things: Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
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Funny Differences Between Genders
Will and Guy’s funny differences between genders Observations on relationships: A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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Good Dentist Jokes
Good dentist jokes. What does a dentist’s award look like? We don’t have a picture, but apparently it’s a big plaque with a little cavity.
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Funny Oxymoron Examples
Funny oxymoron examples: Gourmet Pizza. User friendly. Plastic glass. Hell’s angels. Check out our funny oxymorons
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New Sign Warns Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem
Problem: Sat Nav sends lorry drivers down impossibly narrow roads. Soluton New Sign to Warn Lorry Drivers of Sat Nav Problem
