The Atheist and the Bear
Funny bear stories. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, from the undergrowth he heard a rustling…..
Clean, family-friendly jokes for every occasion – one-liners, funny lists, signs, quotes and pictures collected by Will and Guy since 2004.
Funny bear stories. An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, from the undergrowth he heard a rustling…..
Buffalo – Interesting Facts and Stories. Locals were told not to approach six missing water buffalo as – ‘They are able to spray dung across large distances’
Q. How’s your job at the clock company? A. Only time will tell.
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. Read our funny food story…
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. Be careful reading the fine print. There’s no way you’re going to like it.
Will and Guy’s 10 interesting facts: Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
Funny Clean Christian Jokes. You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving. What price a sermon? …
Mad Jokes that Made Will and Guy Laugh 1) Mad or What? A 17-year-old boy surnamed Liang almost died when he tried to use a kung fu movement to stop a…
Will and Guy’s humour – CAMRA’s beer drinker’s guide to fault finding. You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
Loser of the month. This regimental goat attempted to poke his horns into the drummer’s bottom while on parade.
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named ‘Governmentium’
Will and Guy’s Loser of the month for June. A thief who stole a World Cup ticket from a woman’s handbag was caught after sitting down to watch the game next to his victim’s husband.
Couch Potato jokes. Will has just come across this exercise, suggested for ‘seniors’, to build muscle strength in the arms and shoulders.
Loser of the month. What did he do – he stole a car to get him back in time for his prison curfew.