Here is Will and Guy’s collection of funny military pictures, as you will see no nationality has been spared humiliation, and the army, navy and air force are all represented.
Tank Brigade
Heavy Cavalry
Afghan Enemy Forces
Question: What do you call a goat with a gun?
Answer: ‘Sir’.
Hilarious First Day For Army Recruit
Young Frank joined the Army and was advised by his father to act big and tough. ‘That’s the only way to command respect in this man’s Army,’ he had told his son.
Young Frank tried hard and did his best to carry out the advice. He swaggered around the base, bragging, blustering and talking out of the corner of his mouth.
‘Show me a Sergeant and I’ll show you a dope,’ Young Frank shouted to no-one in particular.
No sooner had he spoken when a brawny, battle-toughened figure appeared wearing 3 stripes.
‘I am a Sergeant!’ he bellowed roughly in Frank’s face.
‘And I am a dope, Sergeant,’ whispered Frank.
Funny Joke About An Army Sergeant
It was early morning at the military camp at Fredericksburg, Virginia, USA, and the newly promoted sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:
‘Smith?’ ‘Here.’
‘Williams?’ ‘Here.’
‘Jones?’ ‘Here.’
‘Edwards?’ ‘Here.’
‘Seeback?’
No answer.
‘Seeback?’
No answer was heard again.
‘SEEBACK?’
The troops remained totally silent. At that point, someone whispered into the new sergeant’s ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.
One Reason For Joining The Navy
Just having passed the enlistment physical, Terry, was asked by the doctor, ‘Why do you want to join the Navy, son?’
‘My father said it’d be a good idea, sir,’ Terry murmured.
‘Oh! And what does your father do?’ rejoined the doctor.
‘He’s in the Army, sir.’
Letter Home
Christopher, a young man, left home to join the army. He told his girl friend, Pippa, that he would miss her and that he would write every day.
After about six months, Chris received a letter from Pippa saying that she was marrying someone else.
Dismayed, Chris wrote home to his family to find out whom she had married.
Chris’s family wrote back and told him: it was the …………….postman.
Medal Men
I’ve got more than you……………………………Oh no you haven’t!
Australian Air Force
Maybe that’s a kangaroo on the circular emblem?
Airforce Test New Weapons System
Funny Military Picture – Look at that Wing Tip
Latest Navy Craft
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