1) Funny Did You Know Facts?
- More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
- Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year.
- No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
- The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.
- The only nation who’s name begins with an ‘A’, but doesn’t end in an ‘A’ is Afghanistan.
- A ‘jiffy’ is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
- Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
- Every dog in my house is required by law to take a bath once a year.
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2) Simple question: Why?
- Why are boxing rings square?
- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
- Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
- Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
- Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough?
3) Funny Did You Know Facts – If’s and Buts
- If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
- If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
- Can you cry under water?
- What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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