Why did the Windows Chicken Cross the Road?

Dear Milonic

Thanks for trying to fix the problem, but alas there is still a problem.

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Dear Milonic click any of the menus on the left to compare, all the other menus have the old code.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

  • Assembler Chicken: First, it builds the road .…..

  • C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.

  • C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn’t have to cross the road, you’d simply refer to him on the other side.

  • COBOL Chicken: 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
    IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
    THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
    VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
    ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
    ELSE
    GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING

  • Cray Chicken: Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don’t dip it in liquid nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.

  • Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.

  • G3-300MHz Chicken: It crosses twice as fast as any Pentium chicken

  • Gopher Chicken: Tried to run but got flattened by the Web chicken.

  • Intel Pentium Chicken: The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.

  • Iomega Chicken: The chicken should have “backed up” before crossing.

  • Java Chicken: If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, then the server will download one to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)

  • Linux Chicken: Don’t you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!

  • Mac Chicken: No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so there’s no way to tell it how to cross the road.

  • Microsoft Chicken: It’s already on both sides of the road. What’s more its just bought the road.

  • Newton Chicken: Can’t cluck, can’t fly, and can’t lay eggs, but you can carry it across the road in your pocket.

  • OOP Chicken: It doesn’t need to cross the road, it just sends a message.

  • OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody noticed.

  • Quantum Logic Chicken: The chicken is distributed probabilistically on all sides of the road until you observe it on the side of your choice.

  • VB Chicken: USHighways!<TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)

  • Windows 95 Chicken: You see different coloured feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it still tastes like… chicken.

  • XP Chicken Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.

  • The Longhorn Chicken had an identity crisis and is now calling itself Vista.

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