Will and Guy’s Computer Jokes – Error Codes for Vista
Funny Vista Error Codes
Recently our fiend ‘Mad’ Mick uncovered these vista error codes when he intercepted a Microsoft’s internal memo:
Vista_Error: 001 Vista loaded – Warning your computer is now in danger
Vista_Error: 002 No Error – Check again in 10 seconds
Vista_Error: 003 Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file
Vista_Error: 004 Erroneous error – Nothing is wrong (just testing)
Vista_Error: 005 Multitasking attempted – System confused
Vista_Error: 006 Kelvin error: Type Mismatch – phone Kevlar
Vista_Error: 007 System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware
Vista_Error: 008 Broken window. Path not found – phone Glazier
Vista_Error: 009 Horrible bug encountered – Press F13 for more help
Vista_Error: 00A Invalid property assignment. Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full
Vista_Error: 00B Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50GB
Vista_Error: 00C Memory hog error – More RAM needed. More! More! More!
Vista_Error: 00D Window closed – Do not look outside
Vista_Error: 00E Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened
Vista_Error: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
Vista_Error: 013 Unexpected error – Huh?
Vista_Error: 014 Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.
Vista_Error: 018 Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
Vista_Error: 019 User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
Vista_Error: 01A Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.
Vista_Error: 01B Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.
Vista_Error: 01C Uncertainty error – Uncertainty may be inadequate.
Vista_Error: 01D System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.
Vista_Error: 012 Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will be closed automatically and the virus will be reactivated.
Vista_Error: 01E Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
Vista_Error: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.
Vista_Error: 020 Error recording error codes – Remaining errors will be lost.
Vista_Error: 079 Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.
Vista_Error: 103 Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Next error will not be displayed or recorded.
Vista_Error: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Vista_Error: 683 Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.
Vista_Error: 815 Insufficient Memory – Only 5,000 Gigawatts available
Please send us your funny Vista error code
Microsoft Opens a Funny New Restaurant
Customer: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I’ll be your support staff. May I please have your telephone number, and address? Your visit may be monitored for training purposes. Now, please tell me your problem.
Customer: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Please exit the restaurant and re-enter through the front entrance. Is the fly still there?
Customer: Yes, the fly is still in my soup
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re using the spoon. Try ladling with the other hand
Customer: Whichever hand I use to spoon the soup, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?
Customer: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: It looks like a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?
Customer: Your colleague brought the bowl on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: What was the last thing you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day?
Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every 10 minutes.
Customer: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?
Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is mushroom.
Customer: OK, I’ll try the mushroom soup
Waiter: Here is your soup of the day.
Customer: This is celery soup.
Waiter: Yes, the mushroom soup is still in beta testing.
Please send us your funny Vista error codes.
