Funny snowman pictures

Will and Guy have collected these cartoons and pictures of snowman, we hope they will give you ideas for what to do with a good snowfall.

The World’s Smallest Snowman

David Cox created the world’s smallest snowman at the National Physical Laboratory in West London. Even at his fattest this tiny snowman is less than the width of a human hair. David created the structure from two tin beads, which he usually employs to calibrate his electron microscope lenses. He used platinum to weld the tiny blobs to form the snowman. He then focused an ion beam to carve the eyes and smile. Lastly he used another blob of platinum for the nose.

Idyllic Snowman – Wish I Was There!

Sad But True – Melting Snowman Picture

The truism of his sign ‘I’ll be dead soon’ brings a smile to my lips. But it also makes me sad.

These snowman pictures, are typical of the humour that Will and Guy wish to collect. Simple, yet thought provoking; every day items, yet fire the imagination to faraway places.

Hope for a Melting Snowman?

No Hope – Especially if You Smoke Cigars

Snowman Bounces Back

Snowman Jokes

What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite.

New Snow-Cat Mummy

See snowmen with rabbits and other animals.

Another Funny Snowman in Trouble

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal.

Baby Snowball – From the Cradle …

Pics of a Snowmen Party

There is something particularly charming, amusing, about the way that the photographer has framed this snowmen picture right.

Lots of images rattle around in my mind. The pictures also make me want to go out and build a snowman or two and create a similar effect myself. What a lovely, lingering idea.

….. To the Grave

Saddest Picture of All – Funeral of a Snowman

For Guy, the snowman funeral was a slow burning joke. At first I did not see the significance of the bucket. Once I realized that it contained the watery remains of their fellow snowman then the picture became clear. Also Eddie sent me the funny snowman picture below.

Cause of Death – Snowman Will Melt for Water

See another page of funny snowman pictures

Frosty the Snowman

Who says “Frosty the Snowman” has to be jolly? A man in a “Frosty the Snowman” costume was arrested during the annual Christmas parade in Chestertown, on Maryland’s Eastern Shore, USA.

He’s accused of scuffling with police and kicking at a police dog. Sergeant John A. Dolgos recalls to Will and Guy that 52-year-old Kevin Michael Walsh became agitated when a dog-handling officer tried to escort him away from the crowd. Walsh told them that he has dressed as Frosty in the parade for at least 10 years. He says he was wrongfully arrested. He says an officer hassled him after he remarked about the police dog’s presence. He says he became agitated only after getting arrested.

Frosty The Snowman – Lyrics by Steve ‘Jack’ Rollins and Steve Nelson

Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul,
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.

There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
Was alive as he could be,
And the children say he could laugh
And play just the same as you and me.

Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Look at Frosty go.
Thumpetty thump thump,
Thumpety thump thump,
Over the hills of snow.

In 1950 Gene Autry and the Cass Country Boys recorded ‘Frosty the Snowman’. Other artists have made cover versions including Ella Fitzgerald and The Jackson 5.

Some versions have an extra verse.

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he said, ‘Let’s run and
We’ll have some fun
Now before I melt away.’
Down to the village,
With a broomstick in his hand,
Running here and there all
Around the square saying,
Catch me if you can.

He led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop.
And he only paused a moment when
He heard him holler ‘Stop!’
For Frosty the snow man
Had to hurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying, ‘Don’t you cry,
I’ll be back again some day.’