Think of this page as a sitemap for our free, clean, yet funny Halloween jokes and pictures. Eat, drink and be scary. ∇
Kids Halloween Jokes
What’s a monster’s favourite play? Romeo and ghouliet Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice scream Why do witches fly on brooms? Vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough What do you call serious rocks? Grave stones. What do you call pretend rocks? Shamrocks.
Funny Halloween Pictures
When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers, ’tis near Halloween.
Popular Mermaid Halloween Costume
There is trend for greater sophistication in Halloween costumes. In our youth all we used were old sheets to frighten our enemies and friends, these day’s you can buy or hire all manner of
fancy dress ensemblesespecially for Halloween.
Giant Pumpkin in Hong-Kong
A boy meets a giant pumpkin in Hong Kong. Although Halloween has little meaning to most people on the island the event is seized upon as a marketing opportunity.
Ghostly Story by Kate Bauer [Innkeeper]
Because of a guest, we have a confirmed ghost story. My husband and I both experienced the same “feeling” and vision while outside working the orchard and blueberries — the funny part is I didn’t tell him about it when it happened (mine happened first and I didn’t tell him, then his occurred some months later and he came in and told me).
My husband came in one day (about a month or so after I had my experience) and told me of his experience. Same man, same “watchful” feeling. We both “saw” this figure in our side vision — a man watching us as we worked. It also was a “feeling” of this voice telling us where to prune, how to do the job we were doing. A “guiding spirit,” we call him. We found out later that it was Old Man Simon. How did we find out? We described this man to a guest (a relative of the Brewsters, who owned the property before us) that brought pictures of Simon. She showed us the picture only after we described him. It was one of the original owners of this 260-year-old home!
Hell Freezes over at Halloween
Couple from Hell, Michigan, USA, win $115,001 [£55,000] lottery prize in Halloween draw: John and Sue Wilson are in heaven despite the fact that they live in Hell, a town 45 miles west of Detroit. In the Michigan Lottery they won the big prize in the Fantasy 5 drawing held on Halloween 2007. ‘How cool is that?’ said Sue Wilson, 43, a teacher’s aide. Her husband is an electrician. The couple said they plan to use their winnings to pay off bills, make some home improvements, buy a video game system for their 13-year-old son and possibly visit relatives in Georgia.
The Origin of Halloween
Halloween is also known as Samhain, Pinkie Night, Soul Cakers, Love Divination, or most aptly – Mischief Night. Halloween and its associated customs, have evolved from ancient Celtic celebrations, which honour the dead. The Halloween festival is also intertwined with end of harvest celebrations, and in some cultures, All Saints religious elements.
Three Musings on Autumn
- Autumn is a season for big decisions – like whether or not it’s too late to start spring cleaning.
- This autumn we have seen falling leaves and rising gas prices. We’re raking it up while the oil companies are raking it in.
- I got tired of looking at all those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the curtains.
What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet. What music do ghosts like the best? Haunting melodies. Is a drunken ghost a methylated spirit?
Ten Funny Halloween Shorts
- For 2012 Halloween the the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. – Conan O’Brien
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