1) Prison Lodging?
2) Fridge for Sale?
Raymond, from Woodley, Reading, Berkshire purchased a new fridge. The local council wanted £20 to remove his old fridge in an environmentally friendly fashion, so in order to save money he put it in his front garden with a sign that read, “Free to a good home. You want it, please take it.”
The fridge stood untouched for 4 days.
Raymond changed his tactics. He made a sign saying, ‘Fridge for sale – £50.’
One day later the fridge disappeared: stolen.
3) Wash it Again
My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, “Just think, Ivor, we are five pounds richer because I washed this dress by hand.”
“Good,” my dad quickly replied. “Wash it again.”
