Funny Santa Pictures In a Variety of Poses
Will and Guy’s collection of amusing Santa Claus caricatures, stories and pictures.
Father Christmas Opens His Own Presents
Santa’s Funny Outfit
How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
10 Reasons Why a Woman WOULD LIKE to Be Santa Claus
- There’d be no more early morning decisions about what to wear to the office.
- No one would bother to ask Santa Claus for a ride to work.
- Buy one big brown belt and you’d be accessorized for life.
- You’d always work in sensible footwear.
- You’d never be expected to make the coffee.
- There’d be no need to play office politics; a hearty ho-ho-ho would remind everyone who is the boss.
- Juggling work and family would be easy. All your children would adore you; even your teenagers would want to sit in your lap.
- You’d never take the wrong coat on your way home.
- You could grow a tummy the size of Texas and consider it a job requirement of a funny Santa Claus.
- No one would ask to see your job description.
Real-life Santa Claus Problem
Santa Claus received a parking ticket from a Brooklyn jobsworth.
Word has reached Will and Guy that a New York parking official has penalised Santa Claus for a parking offence while delivering his presents to needy children. Father Christmas [aka Chip Cafiero, a retired schoolteacher] received the $115 USD ticket in Brooklyn. Apparently he shouted to the official, ‘Ho! Ho! Ho!’ but he was completely ignored.
Santa claims that his horse-drawn carriage and a SUV carrying the toys was not causing an obstruction. We are not able to raise a comment from the police but a local politician has said the parking ticket is ‘ridiculous.’
On hearing the news that that the D.A. is called Mary Christmas, Guy has taken the odds of 6:4 that Santa beats the rap.
Funny Santa Cartoons – Ho Ho Ho
Canada: Father Christmas has his own personal zip code; it is the alphanumeric number: H0H 0H0. (Ho-Ho-Ho) In this way people who write to Santa know that their letter will arrive safely. It has been his personal code since 1982 and Will and Guy have learned that this address receives some 1 million letters from all over the world each year.
Santa and The Train Set
While working in a store as Santa Claus, I had lots of boys ask me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I would tell each one, “you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?”
The usual answer was a quick yes, but after I asked one boy this question, he became very quiet. Trying to move the conversation along, I asked what else he would like Santa to bring him.
He promptly replied, “Another train.”
Yes There Is A Santa Claus
If you want the great gift giver
To come on his sleigh and deliver
Then remember this simple rhyme
And recall it at Christmas time
“If in Santa you do not believe
Christmas gifts you will not receive”
Guy and Father Christmas – A Personal Reminiscence
As a boy of about five, I was taken into the big city to meet with Father Christmas. He had his elf grotto in the big department store. My mother and I had to queue, but eventually I reached Father Christmas and he asked me, ‘Guy what would you like for Christmas?’ I dumbfounded, then I surprised my Mother by saying: ‘Nothing’.
