This section lists our favourite sports jokes, stories. Wherever you meet sportsmen, whether from soccer, cricket, rugby or golf you will find banter and a raft of unlikely nicknames.
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Great Golf One-liners
- These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow: Sam Snead
Funy Sports Quotes
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach, ‘You guys line up alphabetically by height.’ And ‘ You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.’
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota, ‘He’s a guy who gets up at six o’ clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.’
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player, ‘I told him, ‘Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?’ He said, ‘Coach, I don’t know and I don’t care.’
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins, ‘He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.’
Colemanballs – Funy sports commentary
A truly international field, no Britons involved.
David Coleman
For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
Ted Lowe (Snooker)
Born in America. John returned to his native Japan
Mike Gratton
Flexible Phil
Phil decided that at the ripe old age of 53 he needed to get himself into shape. He visited the local gym and spoke to a personal trainer who asked him if he could do the splits.
‘Of course I can’t’, responded Phil.
‘Well, just how flexible are you?’ she questioned.
‘Umm’, replied Phil, ‘I can’t do Thursdays.’
Some interesting and amusing facts about games in pubs in the UK
- Glasgow’s licensing bench banned all pub games from the city’s 1,100 bars in 1939 because ‘games encourage drinking.’
- In the 1930’s it was found that dominoes was the most popular pub game in Bolton
- In the 14th Century British monarchs forbade pub games because they wanted their subjects to practise archery
- Early versions of shove ha’ penny were played in taverns and inns some 500 years ago
- Darts is played regularly by 6 million people in the UK, many of them in pubs
- The game of bar billiards was invented in Belgium and arrived in the UK in the 1930’s
World Cup Thief’s Own Goal
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