A Bumper Page of Pilot Jokes
Bumper page of funny pilot jokes. Flying blind. Classic navigation. Flying in the old days. After a long pause the pilot said, ‘You mean you’re not my flying instructor.’
Travel jokes – planes and pilots, trains, buses, cars, sat navs and holiday notices.
Bumper page of funny pilot jokes. Flying blind. Classic navigation. Flying in the old days. After a long pause the pilot said, ‘You mean you’re not my flying instructor.’
Bumper page of ten funny plane jokes. Also, pilot jokes and cabin crew stories
Real examples of funny airline cabin crew announcements. ‘There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane’
Funny Passport Video. The burning question: ‘Why is he putting on a disguise to match his photo?’
Plane makes difficult landing. Will and Guy have selected this video to get you in the mood for your summer holiday flight.
Great PowerPoint Presentation featuring airstrips with difficult runways, jungles, islands also Madeira. Every runway has a number which indicates its bearing.
Car wheelie. ‘It takes 20,000 bolts to make a car, but only one nut to spread it all over the road’.
Here is a driver pootling along on the freeway, keeping to the speed limit. Bad luck, a bird dropping lands on his windscreen.
Funny pictures showing lucky plane escapes. Photos of a submerged plane and a plane crash on a beach that missed the sunbathers.
Will and Guy’s best clean jokes for August. ‘Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.’ Cullen Hightower
Funny train jokes – He punched my ticket, then chatted cordially for a bit, making several expansive gestures. I simply nodded from time to time to show him that I was interested.
Qantas pilot jokes and funny engineer reports. Pilots: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. Engineers: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
Funny free yet clean car jokes. Bumper page of motoring stories and car insurance one-liners. To avoid a collision I ran into the other car.
Who needs a car or even a truck – when you have a bike. Funny bike pictures: PowerPoint Presentation