Funny Warning Labels
Will and Guy’s collection of funny warning labels. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a box of rat poison.
Clean, family-friendly jokes for every occasion – one-liners, funny lists, signs, quotes and pictures collected by Will and Guy since 2004.
Will and Guy’s collection of funny warning labels. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. On a box of rat poison.
Will and Guy’s selection of funny car videos and PowerPoint presentations.
Will and Guy’s funny women things; funny things about marriage. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Selection of comic cuts and humorous marriage stories.
Funny retirement sayings and quotes. What do gardeners do when they retire? Bob Monkhouse. Beekeepers never retire, they just buzz off.
Will and Guy’s collection of short but funny retirement stories. A local politician was chosen to make the presentation and give a little leaving speech, he was delayed so a priest got up and said a few words.
Will and Guy’s funny food jokes. Alice and Emile went for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and they order the ‘Chicken Surprise.’ … Kevin was furious when his steak arrived cooked too rare.
Good art and photography. A great photograph contains a message. Its foreground and background combine to make a statement, and create an impression that lingers in the mind.
Will and Guy’s collection of funny drinking stories, jokes and amusing pictures. ‘Well you see, Father, it was like this. I got into very bad company after winning a bottle of whiskey at a raffle.’
Here is Will and Guy’s collection of evocative images and amazing pictures. Many are taken from the roadside, some pictures are amusing, others are stupid; in a nutshell there is something for everyone.
Here is Will and Guy’s collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. The telephone rang in the stately home of Lord Armstrong and his butler answered the call…..
Will and Guy’s funny dogs videos, pictures and stories. Chris Trott was on duty answering the emergency phone line, when a call came through from a dog.
Will and Guy’s collection of funny planes, aircraft and airstrips jokes and funny pictures
Will and Guy’s funny collection of weird and unusual words. For example, ‘handschuhschneeballwerfer’, which literally means somebody, who wears gloves to throw snow balls. It is used to describe a coward.
Funny words of wisdom Will and Guy’s collection of wise phrases and sayings. To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone – Reba McEntire. In the book of life, the answers aren’t in the back.