Funny Computer One-liners
Funny computer one-liners. ‘I’m looking for a mystery adventure game you know, something really challenging … Have you tried Vista?’ ‘Well,’ replies the shop assistant, ‘Have you tried Windows Vista?’.
Clean, family-friendly jokes for every occasion – one-liners, funny lists, signs, quotes and pictures collected by Will and Guy since 2004.
Funny computer one-liners. ‘I’m looking for a mystery adventure game you know, something really challenging … Have you tried Vista?’ ‘Well,’ replies the shop assistant, ‘Have you tried Windows Vista?’.
Lightning pics. Lightning strikes on buildings in Ottawa, Washington all over the world. Greased lightning
Paraprosdokian examples. Basis of many jokes. This figure of speech is well understood by comedians, hence our inclusion on this site!
Will and Guy thought that ice-cream for dogs was just another shaggy dog story; we should have known better.
Spectacular pictures of forest fires. Forest fires are spectacular, awesome, dangerous and very frightening
Funny Phobias. Strange Phobia of Panophobia (Dread of everything!) Guy’s belief is that everyone has a phobia, it’s just some people hide theirs better than others.
Funny cow picturs and amusing bull stories. What does she see but a bull caught with his head in between the bars of a feeder
Funny parking yellow lines. Double yellow parking lines were first introduced to the curb-sides of the UK in 1958
Funny drinking and beer trivia. The first recruiting station for US Marines was a bar. The oldest known recipe – is for beer!
‘Funny Drunk Signs’ can have several connotations. Are the signs themselves drunk? Are they amusing symptoms of drunkenness? Or are they funny pictures of drunken people?
Funny Fire Safety Pictures. It has to be said that researching this topic is tempting fate, but just as flames can be mesmerising, so we (Will and Guy) find these pictures hypnotic.
Funny halloween cartoons. Pumpkins, witches, ghosts we have a collection of amusing images.
Funny short stories for women. As she studied a likely dog, the breeder told her, ‘I must warn you that he doesn’t like men.’
We have an assortment of funny caution signs from wall, fences, streets, and even from the river! Touching Wires Causes Instant Death