Funny Phone Jokes
Here is Will and Guy’s collection of funny phone jokes and amusing stories. The telephone rang in the stately home of Lord Armstrong and his butler answered the call…..
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Fruit and Veg – ‘Art with Food’
Art With Food. Fruit and Veg carving is a growing culinary art. The secret of success is to buy, or else make the right tools. Free Free PowerPoint Presentation.
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Boys Night Out – Funny Application Form
Boys Night Out – Funny Application Form. I shall not even speak to another female, except as expressly permitted in writing below.
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Traditional Christmas Food and Drink from Around the World
Traditional Christmas food and drink from around the world. ‘Waiter – There is a fly in my champagne’ The Englishman demanded to have new wine in a new glass. The Russian…..
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A Beer Drinker’s Guide to Fault Finding
Will and Guy’s humour – CAMRA’s beer drinker’s guide to fault finding. You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.
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Funny Food Stories
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. Read our funny food story…
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The Secret of a Happy Marriage
The Secret of a Happy Marriage by R.Hynes of Mornington. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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Loser of the Month
Loser of the month Will and Guy have the stories. A man in Brevard County, Florida, has reported to the authorities that someone reached into his mouth and removed his gold teeth as he slept.
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Value of Food From The Doctor’s Desk
Value of Food From the Doctor’s Desk. See the PowerPoint Presentation for advice on which foods will give you relief from specific illnesses.
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Loser of the Week
Loser of the week. Cars and their drivers are a particularly rich source of ‘loser of the week’. A Chinese woman has been involved in a car crash – because she let her dog drive.
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Funny Beer Ads, Quotations, Trivia and a Video
Funny Beer Ads, Quotations and Trivia. Collect beer mats is called tegestology. Peacefully Sleeping off a night on the booze, check the video….
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Pub Jokes
Bumper page of clean pub jokes. Barman tales for example, Do you fancy a double? Or mine’s a pint
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Funny Bartender Stories
Funny Bartender stories. A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.’
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A Drinker’s Fault Finding Guide
Will and Guy’s free, clean, yet funny stories. Short one one-liners that make us laugh. Doreen tackles 4 youths . Mother-in-law’s car
