Author: Guy Thomas

Former teacher and computer trainer from Cowbridge, Wales (Cardiff University), who runs funny-jokes.com - originally guy-sports.com - with his friend and ex-teaching colleague Will Baker, a retired teacher from Portsmouth. Guy publishes the site; Will researches most of the jokes and stories.

Funny Jokes Funny Pictures Travel & Transport

Aircraft and Funny Pilots Jokes

Will and Guy’s funny pilot pictures. Low flying Aircraft. Pilot: ‘…Tower, please call me a fuel truck.’Tower: ‘Roger. You are a fuel truck.’

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Funny Jokes Word Play & Names

Famous Put Downs The French have a phrase for it: l’Esprit d’escalier

Put downs by the famous. The French have a phrase for it: l’Esprit d’escalier – “The spirit that passes on the staircase”.

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Funny Stories Short Stories

Pigeon Story and Jokes

1) Pigeon Tracking Reported by Reuters News Agency [London] on February 1 that a flock of pigeons fitted with mobile phone backpacks is to be used to…

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Funny Jokes Funny Pictures Olympics Sports Jokes

Pig Olympics

In preparation for the XX1X Olympiad in Beijing, in 2008, the Chinese have been organising ‘Pig Olympics’.

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Holiday Jokes International Jokes Irish Jokes St Patrick's Day

Best Irish Jokes for Saint Patrick’s Day

Best Irish jokes. Saint Patrick’s Day jokes. The Irish attempt on Mount Everest was a valiant effort, but it failed: They ran out of scaffolding.

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Football Sports Jokes

World Cup Football – (or Archery?)

Will and Guy’s humour – Funny stories and jokes about World Cup Football flippers

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Funny Stories Short Stories Strange But True

The Boarding Party

Will and Guy’s True stories – The boarding party. The Italian tanker was told to heave to and a small motor launch set off to search the ship from Italy.

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April Fools' Day Funny Jokes Hoaxes & Urban Myths Holiday Jokes

April Fool’s Day – Color TV Hoax

Kell Stensson appeared on Swedish T.V. to explain how you could exploit the moiré effect to turn black and white television into 256 color.

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Funny Jokes Men & Women Jokes Quotes & Comedians

Ronnie Barker

Free Clean jokes from Will and Ronnie Barker great comic actor, comedian and gag writer.

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Funny Jokes Funny Pictures Travel & Transport

Funny Bus Pictures

Funny bus pictures. Bus stuck on a bridge, where did the bridge go? See Dave’s bus driving antics.

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Animal Jokes Funny Jokes

Dead Duck Joke

Will and Guy’s free, clean stories – Dead duck joke. A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.

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Crime & Police Stories Funny Jokes Funny Stories Men & Women Jokes

Losers

Losers tales. If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.” Bill Lyon

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Funny Jokes Funny Pictures

Beautiful Pictures of China

Will and Guy’s beautiful pictures of China. Hills and Valleys, Sun and Cloud. Sunbeams over a Chinese landscape, see the lovely PowerPoint presentation.

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Cricket & Other Sports Funny Jokes Funny Pictures Sports Jokes

Trouble for Cyclists

Will and Guy’s funny pictures about – Trouble for Cyclists

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