The following squads have just been announced for the 2014 World Cup:
Pinocchio
Libero
Vimto Memento Bonzo Tango
Cheerio Subbuteo
Libido Brasso
Portfolio
SUBS:
Placebo
Banjo
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Scenario
Itch
Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch
Hic Sic A.Spic Mastic
Digaditch Fallinaditch
Horseraditch
Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Pastryshev
Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov
Slalomsky Downhillsky
Risky Swedishshev Mastershev
Rubitov Taykitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Najinsky
In truth, this page is a work in progress, do feel free to send in your suggestions.
Baloni
Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli
Wotsontelli Origami Onetoomani
Legslikejelli Bigami
Wobblijelli Macaroni
Pepperoni
San Francisco
Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly
Manuel Gearbox
Don Criformi-Argentina Tequila Luis Canon Sombrero
Chihuahua Jose
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Caramba
Kenning van Hire
Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez
Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors
Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe
Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison
Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.
Please send us your funny World Cup squad 2014.
