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Out of the Mouths of Babes
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign..
Teacher: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell ‘ crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’ Teacher: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I.’ MILLIE: I is…
Teacher: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’ MILLIE: All right…’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to. My Mom is a good cook.
More Utterances…Out of the Mouths of Babes
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on ‘ My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it’s the same dog.
Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
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