I Don’t Do Windows

I don’t do Windows

I don’t do windows because …

I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because …

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because …

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because.

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because. I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous

I don’t pull weeds

in the garden because .. I don’t want to get in God’s way,

HEis an excellent designer!

I don’t put things away because.

My husband

will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because. I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because … I choose to believe them

when they say “Permanent Press”.

I don’t stress much on anything because …

“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!!

REMEMBER….