one liners

Jokes for each day of the week

Snippets Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. Map Reading A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked …

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Clean Christmas Funnies and one-liners | Funny Pictures and Xmas Stories

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. 7 Christmas One Liners for Starters Clean Christmas Funnies Christmas Wisecrack Crafty Cockney – Christmas Caper Christmas Store Problem 7 Christmas One Liners for Starters Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas: Ans: No.  You’ll have turkey the …

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