Will and Guy have three sections of one-liners suitable for a stand-up comic. We can imagine Tommy Cooper cracking these jokes: The very best clean one-liners I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can …
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. Nicholas Butler Here are samples of our clean jokes and one-liners for May Experts found that people were more happy on May 18 than any other day of the year. The reason is because it is spring, …
Will and Guy’s Collection of Funny Words and Clever Phrases Funny Words Make Clever PhrasesMore Clever Wise One-liners Many a Funny Word – Spoken in JestAmusing WordsObscure Words from English Regions Funny Words Make Clever Phrases I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.Police were called to a day care …
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What is the Matterhorn? It’s a horn you blow when something’s the matter. Hilarious One-linersUnusual Text MessageHilarious Animal One-liners Hilarious One-liners Note: unlike most collections of humour which tend to be samey, Will and Guy have deliberately chosen a wide variety of subject matter and styles, thus we will be amazed if at least one …
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf. Bob Hope Golf SwindlerMr Angry – GolfingGolfing PriestGolf – Below Par?Great Golf One-linersClassic Golf JokeFunny Golf StoriesGolfing QuotesTop 10 Golf Caddy Comments Great Golf One-liners: Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around …
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Snippets Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. Map Reading A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. …
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. 7 Christmas One Liners for StartersClean Christmas FunniesChristmas WisecrackCrafty Cockney – Christmas CaperChristmas Store Problem 7 Christmas One Liners for Starters Q1: Mum, can I please have a cat for Christmas:Ans: No. You’ll have turkey the same us the rest …
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