One-linersWeather SnippetsCareers may end in this way (Good One-liners) One-liners Gandhi was once asked what he thought of Western Civilisation. Gandhi replied, ‘I think that it would be a very good idea.’ A father who called his son ‘Fined Six Thousand and Five Hundred’ – the amount he had to pay in local currency in …
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We aim to amuse you. We strive to startle, but not to shock. We try to tickle your fancy, yet not to offend. For this purpose we have collected whole website of funny clean jokes. This page is just a sample of the wide range of the humour that Will and Guy offer. Drop DeadFive …
Yorkshire people are a very particular breed: they can be dour, they speak their minds and they are hard working, friendly and kind. Yorkshire people refer to their county as ‘God’s own county,’ and indeed can boast some of the most beautiful countryside in Britain. Will and Guy have attempted to give you a taste …
Will and Guy have three sections of one-liners suitable for a stand-up comic. We can imagine Tommy Cooper cracking these jokes: The very best clean one-liners I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley. She said ‘Tenpin?’ I said, ‘No, permanent.’I went in to a pet shop. I said, ‘Can …
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The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. Nicholas Butler Here are samples of our clean jokes and one-liners for May Experts found that people were more happy on May 18 than any other day of the year. The reason is because it is spring, …
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork. Mae West Clean and Funny Jokes for April Call Center ClassicsEaster BunnyGiant BurgerGrand NationalHeroic FailuresMarriage and RelationshipsMoney in MuckPigeonPrison LodgingPut DownsPunsRules of LifeStrange But TrueStress ManagementTax Return Here is a selection of our clean and funny jokes for April: Our mission is to …
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source. Ron Nesen Here is a selection of our clean hilarious jokes for June : This month’s material combines hilarious jokes with clean funny stories. We also aim to entertain – even astonish, but never to shock or cause offence. Hilarious Medical Jokes Anaesthetist …
Happiness isn’t something you experience; it’s something you remember. Oscar Levant Here is a selection of our clean short jokes for November: Our mission is to amuse you with a wide variety of funny clean jokes, amusing anecdotes and thought provoking images. We also aim tosurprise, but never to shock or offend. Clever Wise …
