Jokes for World Math Day. Will and Guy take a

fun look at maths.

In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. * Johann von Neumann *

Contents

### World Maths Day 1st March

- Mathematics of Marriage
- Probability of

a Man Winning an Argument - 710 - New Female Math
- Test for Dementia
- Maths Jokes
- Pi Day Jokes

### Mathematics of Marriage

- Smart man + smart woman = romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
- Dumb man + smart woman = affair
- Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
- Smart boss + smart employee = profit
- Smart boss + dumb

employee = production - Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
- Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

### Probability of a Man

Winning an Argument

### Maths and Sexism

Never let it be said that Will and Guy are sexist, we poke fun at both

gender's mathematical foibles. We are also perplexed why Americans

call it World Math Day. Do they think that one calculation is all you

need? Anyway, try these funny tests for World Maths

Day.

### 710 - New Female Math

Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at

the Ford dealer. While I was talking to Bert, the mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little

piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'

Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She

drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right

there.'

Check the logic of this female math 710,

answer ....

### More Jokes for World Math Day

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.* Mickey
Mouse*

### The Original Pi Day Joke

When the Liberty Bell was forged, the Philadelphia city council

decided to celebrate the inauguration by holding a pie baking contest.

There were to be two categories: the best "bell" shaped pie and the best

overall pie.

Competition was hot but all was well in the end when a local, and

popular nun, named Theresa, from the local community, won the

competition with a superb vegetable pie.

Everyone knows that

Mother Theresa Wins The No Bell Peas Prize.

### Test for Dementia

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't

take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's

find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!!

**First Question:
**You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in now?

Write down your answer.

**Second Question:
**To answer the second question, don't

take as much time as you took for the first question.

If you overtake the last person,

then you are...?

**Third Question:
**Mary's

father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the

name of the fifth daughter??

Answer: (Nunu?)

**Fourth Question:
**Very tricky math ! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now

add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?

(For what it's

worth, Guy did not like this Question)

**Okay, now the bonus round:
**There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's

teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there

is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

**Test for Dementia Answers**

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't

take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's

find out

just how clever you really are.

**First
Question:**

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

position are you in?

**Answer:** If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw

up in the next question.

To answer the second question, don't

take as much time as you took for the first question.

If you overtake the

last person, then you are...??

**AnswerAnswer**: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

**Third Question:
**

**Mary's**father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono..

What is the name of the fifth

daughter?

**Answer**: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.

Her name is

**Mary**. Read the question again

**Fourth ****Question:
**Very tricky math ! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add

another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't

believe it? Check with

your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Okay, now the bonus round:

There is a mute person who

wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's

teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy

a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

**Answer**

The blind person just has to open his mouth and ask, it's so simple!

**Footnote**

Please

send us your interesting World Maths Day jokes and funny stories.

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