World Maths Day – When is Math Day?

World Maths Day 1st March

Jokes for World Math Day.  Will and Guy take a
fun look at maths.

In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  Johann von Neumann

World Maths Day 1st March

 

Mathematics of Marriage

  1. Smart man + smart woman = romanceMathematics of Marriage
  2. Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
  3. Dumb man + smart woman = affair
  4. Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
  5. Smart boss + smart employee = profit
  6. Smart boss + dumb
    employee = production
  7. Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
  8. Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Probability of a Man
Winning an Argument

Chances of a man winning an argument

Maths and SexismWoman fixing car 710 maths

Never let it be said that Will and Guy are sexist, we poke fun at both
gender's mathematical foibles.  We are also perplexed why Americans
call it World Math Day.  Do they think that one calculation is all you
need?  Anyway, try these funny tests for World Maths
Day.

710 - New Female Math

Yesterday I was having some work done on my car at
the Ford dealer.  While I was talking to Bert, the mechanic, a woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.... We all looked at each other, and the Bert asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

She replied, 'You know, the little
piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there.'

710 - New female maths

Bert gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She
drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.  He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, 'Is there a 710 on this car?'

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right
there.'

Check the logic of this female math 710,
answer ....

More Jokes for World Math Day

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.  Mickey
Mouse

The Original Pi Day JokePi Jokes

When the Liberty Bell was forged, the Philadelphia city council
decided to celebrate the inauguration by holding a pie baking contest.
There were to be two categories: the best "bell" shaped pie and the best
overall pie.

Competition was hot but all was well in the end when a local, and
popular nun, named Theresa, from the local community, won the
competition with a superb vegetable pie.

Everyone knows that
Mother Theresa Wins The No Bell Peas Prize.

Test for Dementia Dementia Humour

Below are four questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't
take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's
find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!!
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in now?

Write down your answer.

Answer:

Second Question:
To answer the second question, don't
take as much time as you took for the first question.

If you overtake the last person,
then you are...?

Answer:

Third Question:
Mary's
father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,  4. Nono.
What is the
name of the fifth daughter??

Answer: (Nunu?)

NO! Of course not. Check Here

Fourth Question:
Very tricky math ! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now
add 20. Now add another 1000.  Now add 10. What is the total?

(For what it's
worth, Guy did not like this Question)

Answer

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's
teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there
is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Answer

Dementia Test

Test for Dementia  Answers

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't
take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's
find out
just how clever you really are.

First
Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What
position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw
up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't
take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the
last person, then you are...??

AnswerAnswer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono..
What is the name of the fifth
daughter?

Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.
Her name is
Mary. Read the question again

Fourth Question:
Very tricky math ! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add
another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000
Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't
believe it? Check with
your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who
wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's
teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy
a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

Answer

The blind person just has to open his mouth and ask, it's so simple!

Footnote
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