Will and Guy's HumourWill and Guy really believe that we have discovered the secret of a successful joke site - variety. With normal joke sites and joke books, you get loads of pages all with the same theme. The result is you soon get bored. With our site you never know what type of joke, picture or story will follow next, thus you get a constant drip feed of fresh nuggets that will keep a smile on your face.
Samples of Will and Guy's Jokes and Funny Stories
Schoolboy Howlers - A rich source of jokesSolomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Funny Signs and Notices
SIGN IN A LAUNDROMAT:
Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
IN AN OFFICE:
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current she whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Until that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
Tales from Travel Agents
Fastest Jet in America An Illinois Congresswoman called last week. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of Illinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally, I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that!
Another good source of humour is the newspaper small ads
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.