WAP Phone Jokes

Cooperisms So I rang up a local building firm, I said: I want a skip outside my house. He said: I am not stopping you. Went to the paper shop - it had blown away. '; $GLOBALS['google']['ad_type']='text'; $GLOBALS['google']['channel']='9372242125'; $GLOBALS['google']['client']='pub-4197522922628043'; $GLOBALS['google']['color_border']='6728B2'; $GLOBALS['google']['color_bg']='FFFFFF'; $GLOBALS['google']['color_link']='0000CC'; $GLOBALS['google']['color_text']='000000'; $GLOBALS['google']['color_url']='008000'; $GLOBALS['google']['format']='mobile_single'; $GLOBALS['google']['https']=$_SERVER['HTTPS']; $GLOBALS['google']['host']=$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST']; $GLOBALS['google']['ip']=$_SERVER['REMOTE_ADDR']; $GLOBALS['google']['markup']='xhtml'; $GLOBALS['google']['output']='xhtml'; $GLOBALS['google']['ref']=$_SERVER['HTTP_REFERER']; $GLOBALS['google']['url']=$_SERVER['HTTP_HOST'] . $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI']; $GLOBALS['google']['useragent']=$_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT']; require('http://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/show_ads.php'); ?>