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Here is the scene: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Church elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was
a large pile of apples.  The nun made a note, and put it on the apple tray…

‘Take only ONE. God is watching.’

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of
chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, ‘Take all you want. God is watching the apples.’
Bible funny stories


A nursery school teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s
work.

As she got to little Sarah who was
working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. Sarah replied, ‘I’m drawing God.’
The teacher paused and said, ‘But no one knows what God looks like.’

Sarah replied, ‘They will in a
minute’