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Clean jokes for Wednesday

A probable Anglo-Saxon derivation of Wednesday is (W)Odin’s day.  Meanwhile, the Romans named this day after the god Mercury and you can see this in the French for Wednesday, Mercredi. Amazing Facts – Strange but trueBungled Robbery – Could you believe the stupidity?Chickens – Variety of posesChili Taster – I’ll never eat another ChiliDumb Contestants …

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Jokes for each day of the week

Snippets Who tastes dog food when it has a ‘new & improved’ flavour?Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?When the stars are out they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. Map Reading A Senior Vermont Congressman called, furious about a Florida package we booked for him. …

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Christmas Carols Lyrics

Here is Will and Guy’s collection of amusing Christmas songs.  Some lyrics are modern and other are traditional.   Funny Christmas Song Titles Here are 12 Carols that Will and Guy won’t be singing this Christmas. We three kings of porridge and tar.On the first day of Christmas, my tulip gave to me.Sleep in heavenly …

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Clean Nuns Humour

Funny stories and clean jokes about nuns and priests. Two Priests Decided to Go to Hawaii on VacationNew Bar Stools – For Smartly Dressed Women **Smart Woman’s Day Two Priests Decided to Go to Hawaii on Vacation Two priests were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them …

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Clean Funny French Jokes

Will believes that this Thomas Jefferson quote reflects his Francophile viewpoint: ‘Every man has two countries, his own and France.’ Guy muses that we poke fun at the English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish, thus it would be insulting to ignore the French! Insulting Humour About the FrenchFunny, Clean French Jokes and CartoonsFive Favourite French FunniesLight …

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