Here is Will and Guy's collection of stories, accounts and humour featuring
- Master Asbo*
- Jim Todd's Swan Story:
- Swan Joke
- The Tale of the
Swan and the Pedal Boat
- Accounts of British Swans
- Queen Elizabeth
II Supervises Swan-upping
A Swan named 'Mr Asbo' has his wings clipped to prevent his return
An aggressive swan nicknamed Mr Asbo has had his wings clipped to prevent
him returning to his Cambridge home. He and his mate were moved 60 miles
(96km) away from the River Cam (Cambridgeshire, England) after his attacks
on rowers escalated.
River managers who oversaw the relocation told us that clipping was
normal to prevent the swans flying back, while they adjusted to their new
site. They added that it was a temporary measure and the clipped wings would
be replaced by fresh flying feathers in the autumn.
The swans were moved to a sanctuary outside the county under licence from
Natural England, at the end of April.
*ASBO Anti-social Behaviour Order.
The Conservators of the River Cam
arranged for volunteers to relocate the pair after Mr Asbo's attacks - which
had taken place since 2009 - became more aggressive. The swan had reportedly
capsized a scull by mounting the craft, and had taken to flying at the
outboard motors of larger river vessels.
A spokesman for Natural England informed us that it was satisfied the
swans' relocation had been successful. He added, 'They seem very happy
there. It's very quiet with nothing to disturb them. I don't think Mr Asbo
will be going anywhere.'
In bygone times we could not only have killed the swan but stuffed it
with all these other birds.
- Take One Swan - stuff with:
- Guinea fowl
See our Cormorant Recipe »
Here is a problem: swans choose their partner for life. A Black Australian swan nicknamed Petra
has fallen in love with a pedal boat, which looks like a swan. When
winter came Petra stayed with boat rather than flying south. This could have
been fatal for Petra when the cold weather arrived.
In the end though local zoo chiefs took pity on the swan
and gave her and her boat boyfriend a place to spend the winter, and this week the pair were once again on the lake together. According to biologists in Muenster, north-western Germany, Petra has been circling
its plastic lover, staring endlessly at it and making crooning noises, all the typical signs of a swan in love.
'I was ambushed by a swan. I was fishing on a small river in Dorset when
it swam past me, going upriver. I naturally stopped what I was doing until
it was some 30m further on, and started casting downstream. But every time I
looked upriver it seemed to be closer. Finally, when the current had pushed
it to within 15m, it turned around and flew at me. It was a terrifying and
humbling moment. All I could think was to run, but I had a steep bank with
nettles behind me and scrambling up it in a panic left me with a face full
Maggie and Paula were playing golf when a bird flew overhead.
said, 'Look at that lovely swan.'
Paula replied, 'It was a duck.'
was a swan,' said Maggie.
Just then a golf ball was hit in their
'Duck!' shouted Maggie.
'Swan!' screamed Paula.
went the golf ball.
Mute swans are a familiar and impressive
sight in Britain. Often found on ponds and rivers in parks and other urban
areas. By tradition, all mute swans belong to the monarch. They are one of
Britain's largest and heaviest birds, with a wingspan of up to 2.4 metres.
Male swans are highly territorial and first threaten intruders, striking
an aggressive pose with wings arched over their back, before charging at
them to chase them off.
Mute swans aggressively defend nests in springtime, and have been known
to attack people using the rivers, like rowers, kayakers and anglers. But
reports of injuries are rare and they are not usually strong enough to break
a human limb.
Bewick's swans arrive in the UK in
mid-October after breeding in Siberia. They spend the winter here in our
comparatively warm climate, before departing in March.
Whooper swans are large migratory birds
that often fly in large 'V' formations. They can be distinguished from
Bewick swans by their larger size, and from mute swans by their yellow bill
See more interesting facts about swans
I don't think Tchaikovsky had this choreography in mind when he wrote
"Swan Lake". How could anyone imagine a performance you are about to
With a population of nearly 1.5 Billion, the Chinese had to locate one
great dancer ... and they did.
Watch this superb swan performance.
Throughout England the swan is protected
from hunting and shooting, indeed the only person who is allowed to kill
these birds is the Queen (or King).
In 2009 our present Queen Elizabeth II visited the annual Swan
Upping census on the river Thames, near Windsor, England. This was the
first time in living memory that the monarch had visited the Thames to watch
the swan-uppers count her swans.
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