Stupid Football Players

2 and 2 Stupid football players

A football coach walked into the changing room before a game.  He looked over to his new signing and said, 'I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team. So,
what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right then you will be allowed to play.'

The player agreed, so coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, 'Okay, now concentrate
hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?'

The player thought for a moment and then answered, '4?'

'Did you say 4?'
the coach exclaimed, excited that he had got it correct.

all the other players on the team began shouting..., 'Come on coach, give him another chance!'

The Football Star

Peyton, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees a building on fire. A woman is standing three floors up on ledge holding her pet cat in her arms.

'Hey, lady, 'yells
Peyton, 'Throw me
the cat.'

'No, 'she cries, 'It's
too far.'

'I play football, I can catch him.'

The smoke is pouring from the windows, and finally, the woman waves to Peyton, kisses her cat goodbye, and then
tosses the moggy down
onto the street. Peyton keeps his eye on the cat as it comes hurtling down toward him. The feline, bounces off an awning and Peyton runs into the street and catches the cat. He jumps six feet into the air and makes a
spectacular one handed catch. The crowd that has gathered to watch the fire, breaks into cheers. Peyton does a little dance, lifts the cat above his head, wiggles his knees back and forth, then Peyton '
the cat
into the pavement.

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