Snow Quotes

Will and Guy have a funny quote for every occasion.  We are
confident that you will find 2 or 3 witty quotations for a Christmas
Day, Boxing Day or a New Year’s Eve get-together.

• Ten Favourite
  Snow Quotes and Sayings
• Five More Funny Snow
  Sayings
• Funny Christmas Quotes
• Inspirational Rather than Funny Christmas Quotes

Ten Favourite Snow
Quotes and Sayings

1. Blondes make the best victims. They’re like virgin snow that
   shows up the bloody footprints.  Alfred Hitchcock
2. Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have
   some of your own.  John Wanamaker
3. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven. Unknown
4. Snowmen fall from heaven……. unassembled. Unknown
5. Don’t complain about the snow on your neighbour’s roof when your
   doorstep is unclean. Confucius
6. A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary
   freezing of water.  Carl Reiner
7. The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
   Neither need you do anything but be yourself.  Laozi
8. Advice is like snow – the softer it falls, the longer it dwells
   upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.  Samuel Taylor
   Coleridge
9. Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always
   fill my heart with sweet clarity.  Novala Takemoto
10. I thought her
    As chaste as unsunned snow – William
    Shakespeare from ‘Cymbeline’

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…… *

Is a song written by lyricist Sammy Cahn and composer Jule Styne in
1945.

The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event.
You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite
different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?
JB Priestley

Photo: Rhys Davies and taken in Northern Ireland

Five More Funny Snow Sayings

1. A Canadian Weather Rhyme:
   A first snow on unfrozen groundMeans winter will not stick around.
2. A Saying from Nova Scotia
   The devil’s wife is fluffing her
   pillows. [This is said when it snows while the sun is shining.]
   Another saying from Canada
3. You can’t make cheesecake from snow. Work with what you have.The Inuit
4. The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to
   them; there ought to be as many for love.
5. The Motto Of The US Postal Service
   Neither snow, nor rain,
   nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift
   completion of their appointed rounds.

Facts and Trivia About Snow

• Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all
  other snowflakes.
• All snowflakes have six sides.
• Snowflakes aren’t always white. Years ago, when coal was used in
  factories and homes, snow was often grey because the coal dust entered
  the air and was absorbed by the clouds.
• The largest snowflakes ever recorded fell in the state of Montana in
  the United States of America. The snowflakes were 15 inches in diameter.
• The snow capital of the United States is Stampede Pass in Washington
  State. Each year, the average snowfall is 430 inches.
• The average snowflake falls at a speed of 3.1 miles per hour. [5kph]
• It is a blizzard when you can’t see for ¼ mile; the winds are always
  35 miles an hour or more, and the storm must last at least 3 hours to be
  classed as a blizzard. If any of these conditions are less, it is only a
  snowstorm.
• Billions of snowflakes fall during one short snowstorm.

Funny Christmas Quotes

1. ‘Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a
   beard and long hair, must be a pacifist.  What’s in that pipe that
   he’s smoking?’
   Arlo Guthrie
2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
   You do all the
   work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
   
   Anonymous
3. You know you’re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.Robert Paul
4. Who’s the bane of Santa’s life?
   The elf and safety officer.
   Catherine Tate
5. ‘I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a
   note on it saying, toys not included.’  Bernard
   Manning
6. ‘A Christmas shopper’s complaint is one of long-standing.’
   Anonymous
7. ‘Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.’  Victor Borge
   See more funny Santa quotes.

Christmas Quotes: Angels

• Do not neglect hospitality, for through it some have unknowingly
  entertained angels.  Hebrews
• We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten
  us and direct us; and God has provided for this, by appointing his
  angels to be our teachers and guides.  Saint Thomas Aquinas
  
• We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky
  sparkling with diamonds.  Chekov
• These things I warmly wish for you: Someone to love, some work
  to do, A bit o’ sun, a bit o’ cheer, And a guardian angel always
  near.  Irish Blessing
• True friends are like angels. They are precious and rare, and
  false friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
• See more about Christmas
  angels.

Please send us your favorite funny snow quotes and sayings.