Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that
shows up the bloody footprints. Alfred Hitchcock
Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have
some of your own. John Wanamaker
Snowflakes are kisses from heaven. Unknown
Snowmen fall from heaven....... unassembled. Unknown
Don't complain about the snow on your neighbour's roof when your
doorstep is unclean. Confucius
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary
freezing of water. Carl Reiner
The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
Neither need you do anything but be yourself. Laozi
Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells
upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind. Samuel Taylor
Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always
fill my heart with sweet clarity. Novala Takemoto
I thought her
As chaste as unsunned snow - William
Shakespeare from 'Cymbeline'
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...... *
Is a song written by lyricist Sammy Cahn and composer Jule Styne in
1945. The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event.
You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite
different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found? JB Priestley Photo: Rhys Davies and taken in Northern Ireland
Five More Funny Snow Sayings
A Canadian Weather Rhyme:
A first snow on unfrozen groundMeans winter will not stick around.
A Saying from Nova Scotia
The devil's wife is fluffing her
pillows. [This is said when it snows while the sun is shining.]
Another saying from Canada
You can't make cheesecake from snow. Work with what you have.The Inuit
The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to
them; there ought to be as many for love.
The Motto Of The US Postal Service
Neither snow, nor rain,
nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift
completion of their appointed rounds.
Facts and Trivia About Snow
Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all
All snowflakes have six sides.
Snowflakes aren't always white. Years ago, when coal was used in
factories and homes, snow was often grey because the coal dust entered
the air and was absorbed by the clouds.
The largest snowflakes ever recorded fell in the state of Montana in
the United States of America. The snowflakes were 15 inches in diameter.
The snow capital of the United States is Stampede Pass in Washington
State. Each year, the average snowfall is 430 inches.
The average snowflake falls at a speed of 3.1 miles per hour. [5kph]
It is a blizzard when you can't see for ¼ mile; the winds are always
35 miles an hour or more, and the storm must last at least 3 hours to be
classed as a blizzard. If any of these conditions are less, it is only a
Billions of snowflakes fall during one short snowstorm.
Funny Christmas Quotes
'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a
beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that
he's smoking?' ArloGuthrie
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
You do all the
work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit. Anonymous
You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.Robert Paul
Who's the bane of Santa's life?
The elf and safety officer. Catherine Tate
'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a
note on it saying, toys not included.' Bernard Manning
'A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.' Anonymous
'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.' VictorBorge See more funny Santa quotes.
Christmas Quotes: Angels
Do not neglect hospitality, for through it some have unknowingly
entertained angels. Hebrews
We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten
us and direct us; and God has provided for this, by appointing his
angels to be our teachers and guides. Saint Thomas Aquinas
We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky
sparkling with diamonds. Chekov
These things I warmly wish for you: Someone to love, some work
to do, A bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer, And a guardian angel always
near. Irish Blessing
True friends are like angels. They are precious and rare, and
false friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
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