Snow Quotes

Snow Sayings and Quotes

Will and Guy have a funny quote for every occasion.  We are
confident that you will find 2 or 3 witty quotations for a Christmas
Day, Boxing Day or a New Year's Eve get-together.

Ten Favourite Snow
Quotes and Sayings

  1. Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that
    shows up the bloody footprints.  Alfred Hitchcock
  2. Courtesies cannot be borrowed like snow shovels; you must have
    some of your own.  John Wanamaker Snow Sayings and Quotes
  3. Snowflakes are kisses from heaven. Unknown
  4. Snowmen fall from heaven....... unassembled. Unknown
  5. Don't complain about the snow on your neighbour's roof when your
    doorstep is unclean. Confucius
  6. A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary
    freezing of water.  Carl Reiner
  7. The snow goose need not bathe to make itself white.
    Neither need you do anything but be yourself.  Laozi
  8. Advice is like snow - the softer it falls, the longer it dwells
    upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.  Samuel Taylor
    Coleridge
  9. Snow falling soundlessly in the middle of the night will always
    fill my heart with sweet clarity.  Novala Takemoto
  10. I thought her
    As chaste as unsunned snow - William
    Shakespeare from 'Cymbeline'

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...... *

Is a song written by lyricist Sammy Cahn and composer Jule Styne in
1945.

The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event.
You go to bed in one kind of world and wake up in another quite
different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?
JB Priestley

Let it Snow - Christmas Quotes

Photo: Rhys Davies and taken in Northern Ireland

Five More Funny Snow Sayings

  1. A Canadian Weather Rhyme:
    A first snow on unfrozen groundMeans winter will not stick around.
  2. A Saying from Nova Scotia
    The devil's wife is fluffing her
    pillows. [This is said when it snows while the sun is shining.]
    Another saying from Canada
  3. You can't make cheesecake from snow. Work with what you have.The Inuit
  4. The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to
    them; there ought to be as many for love.
  5. The Motto Of The US Postal Service
    Neither snow, nor rain,
    nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift
    completion of their appointed rounds.

Facts and Trivia About Snow

  • Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all
    other snowflakes.
  • All snowflakes have six sides.
  • Snowflakes aren't always white. Years ago, when coal was used in
    factories and homes, snow was often grey because the coal dust entered
    the air and was absorbed by the clouds.
  • The largest snowflakes ever recorded fell in the state of Montana in
    the United States of America. The snowflakes were 15 inches in diameter.
  • The snow capital of the United States is Stampede Pass in Washington
    State. Each year, the average snowfall is 430 inches.
  • The average snowflake falls at a speed of 3.1 miles per hour. [5kph]
  • It is a blizzard when you can't see for ¼ mile; the winds are always
    35 miles an hour or more, and the storm must last at least 3 hours to be
    classed as a blizzard. If any of these conditions are less, it is only a
    snowstorm.
  • Billions of snowflakes fall during one short snowstorm.

Funny Christmas Quotes
Funny Christmas Quotes Santa

  1. 'Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a
    beard and long hair, must be a pacifist.  What's in that pipe that
    he's smoking?'
    Arlo Guthrie
  2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
    You do all the
    work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

    Anonymous
  3. You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.Robert Paul
  4. Who's the bane of Santa's life?
    The elf and safety officer.
    Catherine Tate
  5. 'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a
    note on it saying, toys not included.'  Bernard
    Manning
  6. 'A Christmas shopper's complaint is one of long-standing.'
    Anonymous
  7. 'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.'  Victor Borge
    See more funny Santa quotes.

Christmas Quotes: Angels
Funny Christmas Quotes Santa

  • Do not neglect hospitality, for through it some have unknowingly
    entertained angels.  Hebrews
  • We are like children, who stand in need of masters to enlighten
    us and direct us; and God has provided for this, by appointing his
    angels to be our teachers and guides.  Saint Thomas Aquinas
  • We shall find peace. We shall hear angels, we shall see the sky
    sparkling with diamonds.  Chekov
  • These things I warmly wish for you: Someone to love, some work
    to do, A bit o' sun, a bit o' cheer, And a guardian angel always
    near.  Irish Blessing
  • True friends are like angels. They are precious and rare, and
    false friends are like leaves, found everywhere.
  • See more about Christmas
    angels.

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