Skimming Stones Championships

September is the best time for skimming stones in because the weather is warm, but the beaches and rivers are less crowded than August.

The Game of Skipping StonesSkimming Stones - Ducks and Drakes

Here is a game that anyone can play - skimming stones.  Will and Guy love throwing flat stones which bounce across a pond.  Actually, a calm sea is better because most beaches have an endless supply of suitable pebbles. One of the unexpected benefits of everyone having a video camera is that they can settle arguments over the number of bounces or skips that a pebble makes.  I always believed that fifteen was good and twenty skips exceptional. Then I read about the exploits of Russell Byars.

Russell 'Rock Bottom' Byars - Record 51 hops

Russell 'Rock Bottom' Byars threw a pebble that skipped an amazing 51 times.  The Guinness Book of Records has a category for stone skimming, and Russell sent them a video with not one, but two throws of 50+ skips.  He also had three more attempts with over 40 skips.  Russell's record attempts took place on the river Allegheny, near Pittsburgh.

The Science of Skimming Stones

Oval, smooth and uniform stones are best.  Your stone should be flat and fill most of the distance between thumb and forefinger. The knack is to simultaneously generate spin and forward velocity.  The final piece of the equation is the angle that the stone hits the water, about 15 degrees is the best pitch for the strike.Ducks and Drakes - Record 51 hops Scientific modelling can unravel some of the mystique, and I expect that one day boffins will build a robot to throw just the right shaped stone.  In fact, scientists have have already built catapults to fire aluminium disks across a pool of water, naturally, they record the hops with a high-speed video camera.  In my opinion they should have used pebbles like everyone else! Calculations show that about 50 mph is optimum for skimming, this compares with about 80 mph for fast balls in baseball or cricket.  The conclusion is that you should throw the pebble as fast as possible, while developing maximum spin.  This reduces the pebble's speed just as curve balls in baseball and leg-breaks in cricket are slower than those fast balls. Experts debate the best surface of the stones, should they be smooth or pitted?  However, they are in agreement that the angle of attack should be about 15 degrees, and this fits in with practical experience, if you are 6ft 3' tall like the champion Russell Byars, you have to bend your knees to get the most bounces from the skimming pebble.

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The World Stone Skimming ChampionshipsSkimming Stones in Easdale - Ducks and Drakes

The World Stone Skimming Championships 2010 takes place on Sunday 26th September on Easdale Island, near Oban, Argyll, Scotland. The World Stone Skimming Championships were started in 1983 by Albert Baker, and then stopped for a while until they were resurrected in 1997. Contestants hail from around the world and the championships now attract over 200 participants and many spectators. Anyone of any age and any level of skill can enter the championships. The championships are held every year. Anyone of any age and any level of skill can enter. Each competitor is allowed 3 skims using specially selected Easdale slate skimming stones. For a skim to qualify the stone must bounce at least three times - it is then judged on the distance achieved before it sinks. Official Rules of the World Stone Skimming Championships are: 1) Skimming stones must be no more than 3" in diameter and formed naturally of Easdale slate. 2) To qualify, the stone must bounce no less than 3 times and stay within the designated lane as marked by the buoys. 3) Skims are judged on the distance thrown rather than the number of bounces. 4) The judges' decision is final (Even if they are wrong) This year Will and Guy wish they were entering the competition because an 'Old Tosser' category has been introduced by popular request. This new category is for those entrants who have reached the experienced and veteran heights of no longer being in their 50s! We would also like to point out that in Wales the championship Stone Skimming takes place in Pembroke each August with over 200 entrants. Here we can see the beautiful backdrop of Pembroke Castle. Will remembers very clearly how Guy, Will and our friends regularly played competitive games for the pure fun of it all.  See more about The World Stone Skimming Championships.

Origin of the phrase 'Ducks and Drakes'

An early reference in the sixteenth century talks of 'making ducks and drakes'.  Even allowing for medieval English, there is a clear connotation that the skimming stone is imitating a duck taking off from a pond. A little later the phrase 'ducks and drakes' implied wasting, squandering, or idling away one's money.  Latterly, the meaning has mutated to playing fast and loose, or being reckless. Here is something different, not skimming stones, but giants playing catch.

The World Stone Skimming Championships 2012 Will take place on 23rd September on Easdale Island in the Inner Hebrides.

Refreshingly, this competition is open to anyone of any age and skill level. Each competitor is allowed three skims using specially selected Easdale slate skimming stones. Easdale was once the centre of the Scottish slate mining industry, and the championship's version of the Olympic stadium is one of the island's disused quarries. For a skim to qualify the stone must bounce at least three times - it is then judged on the distance achieved before it sinks. It is your chance to become a world champion. Footnote: Please send us your skimming stones stories

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