Pictures of funny signs and silly Labels give us a laugh, but we wonder how much they cost their owners in lost business, or for replacement calligraphy.
Silly Pictures of Funny Signs
- Touching Wires Causes Instant Death
- Don't Leave Your Footwear Here!
- Conditions of entry
- Funny Signs in Shops
- Funny Pharmacy Pictures
- Funny Pictures of Silly Labels
- If You Cannot Read. Do Not Use This Product
Stupid Sign - Even If You Are Able-bodiedInstructions: Alternate exit to the left, then right, then left, then right, then left to exit.
- At a Music Store in Nottingham, UK : Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
- In a dry cleaner's shop in Portsea, Portsmouth, UK: Drop your trousers here.
- In a department store in Vancouver, Canada: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
- In a restaurant in Norfolk, Virginia, USA: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
- In a restaurant window just outside Brixham, Devon, UK: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
- In a health food shop window in Los Angeles, USA: Closed due to illness.
- In a pub in West Sussex which is non-smoking: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
- This sign can be found at the front of Safeway store in Seattle, USA: For Sale: 100% Recycled Compost. [Is there any other way to produce compost?]
- Adult Literacy leaflet in Chelmsford, Essex, UK: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
- On a Music Teacher's door in Halifax, Nova Scotia, USA: Out Chopin, back in a min-u-et.
- The Ram Inn Hotel's restaurant, Newark, UK: Try our fish just for the halibut.
- Written on the trucks of a local plumbing company in San Francisco: Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber.
- Seen in a vet's waiting room, Walton-on-Thames, UK: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
- In an Ottawa, Canada, clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 18 and 19 necks.
- At an Optician's in Fareham, UK: If you don't see what you're looking for, You've come to the right place.
- In a Laundromat, seen in Portland, Oregon, USA: Automatic Washing Machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
More Silly Pictures of Signs
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- Sighted at a towing company in Sacramento, California, 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'
- Written on the door of the Delivery Room in the Maternity Suite at St Mary's Hospital, Newcastle, UK, 'Push. Push. Push.'
- Wet Paint. This is a warning, not an instruction. Sign next to a fence seen in Bradford, UK
- Seen outside a second hand shop in Glasgow, Scotland, 'We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.'
- Spotted in Windsor Safari Park, Berkshire, UK: 'Baboons - Please stay in your car.' [When Will and his family visited the park, the baboons sat on the roof and the bonnet of his car; they broke the windscreen wipers and threw them away, as well as pulling the washers out of their seating, drinking the soapy water and throwing the pipes away. I didn't dare leave the car to retrieve the pieces - I was not amused!].
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