True story – Round like a shot Print Version

Printing instructions: Press the printer button on your browser.  If all else fails, press Ctrl + p Round like a shot... Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again.' Hello, 'I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.' Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you' d shot them.' To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.' Article by Tony Gladstone

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Perfect Woman Competition in New Zealand

The owner of a bar in Wanaka is holding a competition to find the ' perfect woman' , the prize is $NZ1,000 and tickets for a rugby game. Amongst the tasks the aspirants will be expected to undertake are:
  • back a trailer load of hay
  • change a car tyre
  • clear a pool table
  • darn a sock
  • lift a ram into shearing position
As reported in the ' Sun' in Australia