Planes and Pilots

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Funny stories about aircrew, aircraft and planes

Pre-Flight EntertainmentA Difficult LandingAircrew of the MonthAir traffic controller nodded offPilot: Switch to Manual Cup of coffee – that will be £90,000 pounds   Pre-Flight Entertainment At the airport for a business trip, Maureen settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then she heard the voice on the public address system […]

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Funny Pilot Pictures

Beware Low Flying AircraftBasic Rules for FlyingTower to Cessna – What’s your locationControl Tower to PilotNoisy Kite?   Basic Rules for Flying Basic Flying Rules for all pilots: Try to stay in the middle of the air.Do not go near the edges of it.The edges of the air can be recognised by theappearance of ground,

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