Funny PowerPoint Slide Show – No nursing home for Me
No Nursing Home for Me
Funny PowerPoint Slide Show
Funny PowerPoint Slide Show - No Nursing Home
No Nursing Home for Me
About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the Mediterranean on a Princess liner.
At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone the rail of
the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, all seemed very familiar with this lady.
I asked our waiter who the lady was,
expecting to be told that she owned the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the last four cruises, back to back.
As we left the dining room one evening I caught her eye and stopped
to say hello. We chatted and I said, 'I understand you've been on this ship for the last four cruise'. She replied, 'Yes, that's true.'
I stated, 'I don't understand' and she replied, without a pause, 'It's
cheaper than a nursing home'. So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day.
have checked on reservations at Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
Visiting Doctor Ross last month Paula, a long retired schoolteacher,
explained in some detail her problems while he listened very patiently.
'Now, Paula,' said Doctor Ross, 'you say you have shooting pains in your
neck, aching knees, frequent dizzy spells, and constant nausea. Just for the
record, how old are you?'
'Ah, yes,' Paula spoke brightly, 'I'll be 49 on my next birthday.'
'Really?' commented the doctor quietly, 'I see you have slight
memory loss, too.'
How to Create a Funny PowerPoint Presentation
Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get
The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT
slides and build them into a slide show. If you have
Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word
One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation. Just
download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint. As you
examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if
you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'. To make a funny slide show requires these skills;
Imagination - Think of an funny idea, then build a themed slide set
Artistic - An eye for a good picture
Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide
Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the
program is so intuitive.
Good luck with creating your funny PowerPoint Presentation
Will and Guy
Mother knows, grandmother knows better, sisters know
even more ....