This page is dedicated to those funny messages that you see on notice
boards. Our greatest joy would be if you take this idea onboard and send us any funny messages that you see on your travels.
- Church Service with a Difference
- Shop Window Advert
- Cunning way to attract Chess Players
- Funny Notice Board in Toilet
- Urban myths
- Unusual Text Message
Seen on the notice board of a church:
our services. (Try our healing services?)
Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex:
Cleaner Lady Wanted.
By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.
Seen on a village hall notice board:
Chess Society - January Meeting
Mating demonstrations given.
Notice: No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
Job Today, Unemployed Tomorrow
Many thanks to John Rosier for sending this funny message.
It was a cold January afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Giles why such a large crowd
of men was gathered there.
farmer replied, 'Harry's
donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.'
'Well, 'replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.'
'Nope, 'said Giles.'
We all just want to buy
Had a text from my mate the other day:
'I've just been
arrested and charged with being the ugliest man in Britain - please come down to the police station and prove them wrong'
"Home, sweet home"
Agoraphobe seeks agoraphobe for long-distance
Please send us any funny messages that you see on notice boards.