- Church Service with a Difference
- Shop Window Advert
- Cunning way to attract Chess Players
- Funny Notice Board in Toilet
- Urban myths
- Unusual Text Message
Contents
- 1 Church Service with a Difference
- 2 Shop Window Advert
- 3 Cunning way to attract Chess Players (Classic example of funny message on a notice board)
- 4 Funny Notice Board in Toilet
- 5 Job Today, Unemployed Tomorrow
- 6 Advertise Hear - Someone Made a Pigs Ear of This Job!
- 7 Urban myth
- 8 Unusual Text Message
- 9 Small-Ads
- 10 See more funny newspaper headlines, stories and ads :
Church Service with a Difference
Seen on the notice board of a church: Try heeling our services. (Try our healing services?) You won't get better.Shop Window Advert
Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex:
Cleaner Lady Wanted.
By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.
Cunning way to attract Chess Players (Classic example of funny message on a notice board)
Seen on a village hall notice board: Chess Society - January Meeting Mating demonstrations given.Funny Notice Board in Toilet
Notice: No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
That's alright
then!Job Today, Unemployed Tomorrow
Advertise Hear - Someone Made a Pigs Ear of This Job!
Many thanks to John Rosier for sending this funny message.Urban myth
Bert was travelling down a country road in his native Somerset, England when he saw a large group of people outside a farmhouse.
It was a cold January afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Giles why such a large crowd
of men was gathered there. The
farmer replied, 'Harry's
donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.' 'Well, 'replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.' 'Nope, 'said Giles.'
We all just want to buy his donkey.'