Seen on the notice board of a church:
our services. (Try our healing services?) You
Shop Window Advert
Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex:
Cleaner Lady Wanted.
By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.
Cunning way to attract Chess Players (Classic example of funny
message on a notice board)
Seen on a village hall notice board: Chess Society - January Meeting
Mating demonstrations given.
Funny Notice Board in Toilet
Notice: No washing hair or clothes in the toilet please.
Job Today, Unemployed Tomorrow
Advertise Hear - Someone Made a Pigs Ear of
Many thanks to John Rosier for sending this funny message.
travelling down a country road in his native Somerset, England when he saw a large group of people outside a farmhouse. It was a cold January afternoon, so he stopped and asked Farmer Giles why such a large crowd
of men was gathered there. The
farmer replied, 'Harry's
donkey kicked his mother-in-law and she died.' 'Well, 'replied the man, 'She must have had a lot of friends.' 'Nope, 'said Giles.'
We all just want to buy his donkey.'
Unusual Text Message
Had a text from my mate the other day: 'I've just been
arrested and charged with being the ugliest man in Britain - please come down to the police station and prove them wrong'
"Home, sweet home"
Agoraphobe seeks agoraphobe for long-distance
relationship. Footnote: Please send us any funny messages that you see on notice boards.
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