Medical Jokes

Will and Guy have collected funny medical jokes from the disciplines of dentistry, podiatry and surgery. Doctor jokesDoctor Humour and Funny Doctor’s AdviceGood Dentist JokesFunny Dentist Horror StoriesPodiatrist Jokes and Tall StoriesFunny Medical QuotesMedical TermsFunny Hospital PicturesHospital StoriesFunny Mental Health JokesHeartbreaking Story (Video) Other Joke Sections Funny PeopleInspirational StoriesUnusual VehiclesAll Sections   Funny Medical Jokes …

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Terminal Illness – Getting sick at the airport. An Alternative Medical DictionaryA Good Medical Joke From Bad to Worse How to Raise Your Blood PressureWho Pays the Medical Bill? Funny Newspaper Mistakes to Do With Medical Terms   An Alternative Medical Dictionary:      [Submitted by Nigel Morris] Artery – The study of paintings.Barium – What …

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What does a dentist’s award look like?  We don’t have a picture, but apparently it’s a big plaque with a little cavity. AnaesthetistThe Buddhist at the DentistVisit to the DentistDental Treatment HitsRight NoteChoosing the Right FillingDroitwichDentist Peter DavisAnother Batch of GoodDentist Jokes   The Buddhist: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain …

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New Slant on Doctor’s Bed-side MannersKeep Taking the Pills?Secret Elixir of Longevity?The SpecialistTake the Doctor’s AdviceInsider Dealing?Tricky Logic   New Slant on Doctor’sBed-side Manners ‘Every GP [General Practitioner – Doctor] is to be instructed to tell fat patients that they should lose weight, putting doctors in the front line of a newoffensive to tackle Britain’sgrowing …

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Will hopes that these funny dentist stories will take your mind off toothache.  Guy said that his incisors started to jangle after he read these tales. Thomas and Olive at the DentistAvoid DenturesBullet Lodges in Man’s False TeethLying Through His Teeth?This Will Rot More than Your TeethPhil Goes to a Dentist: A Clever and Silly …

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Sign in a podiatrist office window: ‘Time wounds all heels.’ Funny Chiropodist’s SignFunny Podiatrist Joke How Smart is Your Right Foot?Boots Are Made For Walking …Shoe Problem?    Funny Podiatrist’s Sign Podiatrists used to be called ‘Chiropodists’ especially in England. Medical people who specialise in feet have a variety of names, chiropodist, podiatrist or foot …

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Amy to X-ray technician after swallowing some money: ‘Do you see any change in me?’ Five of the Best Short Medical JokesWhat Sort of Medicine is Practiced here?Doctor’s One-liner AdviceCrazy Logic – Classic Doctor JokeKeep Drinking the WaterDoctor Makes a Pig’s Ear of OperationBeware of Your Doctor Uttering These Phrases During Surgery   Mechanic v …

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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures thedisease.  Voltaire Keep Taking thePills?Secret Elixir of Longevity?The SpecialistNew Slant on Doctor’sBed-side MannersTake the Doctor’s AdviceInsider Dealing? Or Doctor HumourTricky LogicIDon’t Want To Be A Doctor For The Following ReasonsFunny Doctor’s Advice   Keep Taking the Pills? One day, Harry went to seehis …

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. – Erma Bombeck Funny Medical QuotesFunny Medical AdviceFunny Medical Quotes by SpecialistsAn Alternative Medical DictionaryBeware If Your Doctor Uses These PhrasesTen Famous Medical Quotes   Funny Medical Quotes It is amazing what the medical profession will write. These are actual statements taken from medical interview …

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