Letter of the Month - Dear Abby
I have never written
to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has
been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, 'just some friends from work, you don't know them.' I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home,
but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls'. It was at that moment,
crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
golf shop where I bought it?
Another Batch of 'Dear Abby' Letters
Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and
when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything, and then said it
would never happen again.
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the
world. Now I've seen it, how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty year old
son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a
half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for
three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered; I think she is going
through mental pause.
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